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Name: Jay
Details: 42 years old, Male, Straight
Location: Southampton, Hampshire, United Kingdom
Profile Link:www.faceparty.com/-funky-monkey-
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In my own words

A few random thoughts:

Why do banks charge a fee on insufficient funds when they know there is not enough?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over???

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I do have proper pics, just not on here. Like most people I'm on a few other social network sites, so just ask!
My Pet Hate...

PeOPlE WRiTiN LikE DiS! What's the point, it takes twice as long to write and then it takes the person trying to read it an absolute age trying to decipher it! And... all the SPAM on here! No I don't want to vote or talk to you on your dodgy porn site!
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* I'm open minded so I like most genres

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* Family Guy, Top Gear, Harry Hill TV Burps, MOTD

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* Too many to list!

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