 | In my own words
Well...I wanna move to Australia and because I haven't got a good enough job to qualify for Australian citizenship to enable me to live there..I plan to find a random australian girl and ask for her hand in marriage* when then will give me part citizenship :D So if anybody wants to marry me that is an australian please text 2omad_sazo7 to 88500 and i will happily arrange a date :)
*Marriage WON'T include the usual package that comes with persons noted on marriage certificate(ie..sex and the privilage to spend time with them). Person(You) agrees to let me fuk off after marriage ceremony is complete. |
| Blog | 4 posts | view all | | | | Sausage partaayyy
wrote at 13:44 on 21 Feb 2009 | | | Hereeee weee comeeee!!!! |
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My Eternal Dilemma...
would be gettin to a stage were i'm that morbidly obese, I cannot fit through a door even sideways :| |
| Comments | 10 of 521 | post a comment | view all | | | | | | | | | | | | | | buckster77 wrote... | 19:51 - 26 Oct 2009 | | | lol cheers getn it extended wen i can afford it to over my shoulder down chest across back wer did u first hear it lol x | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | | | | | whitey237 wrote... | 12:45 - 25 Sep 2009 | | Lol :) Awkk shhh, Stella is the way forward, none of this weak stuff like Corona!!
But Thanks for the comment chick xx | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | | | | | terriers321 wrote... | 19:53 - 11 Sep 2009 | | | My auntie is a dyke do you want me to hook you two wrong uns up? | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | 69fine wrote... | 21:49 - 17 Aug 2009 | | Yoooo. Yea those pants are hot, they are actually lace and see-through aswel as having the boyish design :P
x x | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | | | | | sakai wrote... | 14:58 - 5 Aug 2009 | | | ahah yeah sure! i have 1 canvas left so il save it for you :D | | | | | send message |
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Music,Gigs,Playin guitar/singin,Town,Worki n out Bad habits
Dead clumsy :) Cigarettes
I don't smoke Alcohol
I drink occasionally Drugs
I don't use drugs |
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Vagina Music
Seriously..I'll listen to anything if i like it TV Show
Friends,Hollyoaks,LWo rd,Desperate Housewives Author
The one who made those biff, chip n kipper books! Movie
Your mum & dad's homemade porno Night Club / Bar
The K, Baa bar, Destination Animals
Giraffe..theyre so lanky! Person
My sisters Place
Gym Possession/Thing
Bed,Phone,Pc,Shower,F oood :D |
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