 | | Name: | Chris | | | | Details: | 29 years old (Scorpio), Male, Straight | | | Location: | South East- Hampshire/Surrey, United Kingdom | | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/500000 |
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In my own words
hello and welcome to the mental health hotline: if you are OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE please press 1 repeatedly. If you are CO DEPENDENT please get someone to press 2 for you. if you have MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES please press 12345 + 6. If you are PARANOID we know who you are, and where you live, and we'll be watching you... If you are DELUSIONAL please wait and we'll transfer you to the mothership. If you are SCHIOPHRENIC wait for the little voice inside your head to tell you the number you want. If you are DEPRESSIVE - no one cares anyway. If your DYSLEXIC press wpmauht1. If you suffer from a NERVOUS DISPOSIOUS fidle with all the keys until you hear the bleep. if you have a SHORT TERM memory loss - you've been here before... If you suffer LOW SELF ASTEEM were all too busy and no one cares and If you have ABONDAMENT issues please note we've all gone home and you should wait with the low self esteem people. Thank you for calling... **BEEP** N |
| Blog | | | | | My partner in crime!
wrote at 23:46 on 23 May 2007 | | | Not happy on the 22/5/07 at 6.30pm my partner in crime was put to sleep due to old age and illness, he was 12&1/2 so he did well. He was the best dog in the world and will be missed by everyone that knew him inc. his brother who is also unhappy and does'nt seem to understand he's alone and the last one standing! |
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In A Perfect World...
Id meet a gorgeous girl that would be fun, outgoing with a sense of humour & nice personality! be able to go out and get drunk together stumble home and have a laugh! Or enjoy a night in with a few drinks, and a takeaway and lots of cuddles im actually missing the whole cuddle thing now so if you need a cuddle im defo that man! |
| Comments | 5 of 5 | post a comment | view all | | | | | | | | | | erickaspanksu wrote... | 2:23 - 3 Apr 2008 | | heyy bby <3, whats up? i really want to get to know you!, your really hott. please go here to really get to know if you know what i mean ;) - sharedimage.net/sarahgspanksu
my ICQ is 26780958 | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | erickaspanksu wrote... | 4:26 - 2 Apr 2008 | | heyy bby <3, whats up? i really want to get to know you!, your really hott. please go here to really get to know if you know what i mean ;) - sharedimage.net/sarahgspanksu
my ICQ is 68259683 | | | | | send message |
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| | | Personal Stats Interests
Kepping fit, gym, pubs, clubs, music Makes me happy
Being with my mates! Makes me sad
Hearing my alarm in the morning!lol Perfect Partner
honest, careing, loyal, gorgeous!! Bad habits
Who me....never! welll actually....lol. Cigarettes
I smoke occasionally Alcohol
I drink occasionally Drugs
I don't use drugs Race
White / Caucasian Hair
Brown Eyes
Hazel Body Type
Slim, Toned Slightly Hairy |
| Favourite Things Food
Italian, Chinese, Indian, and my Roasts Music
RnB, House, Club, Dance, HipHop TV Show
Too many too list! Author
Whats one of those.... Movie
Black Hawk Down, Tears Of The Sun, Mr & Mrs Smith Night Club / Bar
any with beer and mates, and my dream date Animals
Dogs(mine) Tigers, Dolphins Person
All my friends! Website
Click here to view Place
Anywhere thats really hot with a cold beer! Possession/Thing
My phone, Cars, My Pc |
| Details Last logged on 7 january 2009 at 3:58pm Last modified 20 June 2008 Created on 29 July 2005 Visitors 38,384 visitors |
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