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Name: Sammy
Details: 24 years old, Male, Single, Straight
Location: In your dad's mouth., United Kingdom
Profile Link:www.faceparty.com/__sammy
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The greatest photo that ever lived. Basically
 
That's how I do.
 
She clearly invited herself into this picture
 
Darren. Ugo. Me.
 
In my own words

I'm a cock. You love cock. I love cock. We're all friends here on my page.

I perceive things as an artist but rationalise them as an intellect.

People with razzle-dazzle, panache, and elegance need only apply. Most of you are agonisingly dull!

P.s. I well have a little willy.
P.p.s. Despite my dress and general demeanor, I don't like it in the botty.

Pet Hates: People with purple hair. It doesn't look good. EVER! Please leave. People who throw nonchalanat comments at you to get your attention. Please join the people with purple hair. Gays. Fat people. Ugly people. Try-hards. Most people that are in relationships - you shouldn't be with him and you know it. Grow up and get over your insecurities. Sex. Go away. People that run for the tube.
In A Perfect World...

There'd be a Ribena tap fitted in all domestic kitchens.
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cheekibobo
beenie-b
samos766
x-baby-x-eyes-x
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samos766 wrote...18:10 - 2 Nov 2009
off wed, if you guys are free x
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moneybaby wrote...16:21 - 31 Oct 2009
Ahahah ahh man I felt bad :( shes a sweetie and my ex always spoke highly of her, well we just have to make it up and take the celebs out again, btw her mate is a tv presenter for a few shows I actually watch hehe =) x
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samos766 wrote...16:39 - 28 Oct 2009
sorry...my working hours for next week printed off, yeah will be fun, i have nothing planned for next week, so its all a go! we will have a photo orgy! the 3some of us!
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samos766 wrote...12:47 - 28 Oct 2009
not printed off yet, will let you know as soon as i do, will be tomo, give me a little more insight to what im in for x
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samos766 wrote...16:41 - 20 Oct 2009
you know im good for it...i will get back to you on available times etc x
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beenie-b wrote...15:07 - 20 Oct 2009
Perving again...
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j4ck455_babe wrote...15:07 - 19 Oct 2009
we are..scary innit
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cheekibobo wrote...23:03 - 18 Oct 2009
Nice to meet you on Saturday night, why didn`t you come to the warehouse party afterwards?
b0
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moneybaby wrote...18:55 - 16 Oct 2009
Motha Fuckin' Party Prince up in here, tonites gonna be iLL :D Secret Shoreditch Warehouse party yeahh thats how we roll! Straight after our free Movida adventures :D Im so hyped can u tell? xx
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moneybaby wrote...18:07 - 13 Oct 2009
Hey do u know what time it is? its BLACK TIME ahahhahh bitch. Dont get vodka from waitrose its too middle class even for me tesco value vodka batters ut! Can u grab me a strawberry sundae but without any sponge in ty playa hater catch ya soon, see ya back at mine x
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Halloween Eve @ Movida with Darren.
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Shrine To My Buffness.
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Brick Lane/Alto/Jet Black Friday 16th Oct.
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Personal Stats

Interests
Pick it. Lick it. Roll it. Flick it. Gross.

Makes me happy
'Your mum' cusses. Timeless.

Perfect Partner
Aware of her weaknesses.

Bad habits
Making girls feel inferior/Turning lesbians.

Cigarettes
I don't like people smoking

Alcohol
I like to get drunk

Drugs
I despise drugs

Race
Black

Hair
Black.

Eyes
Black

Body Type
Fuller Figure 

Favourite Things

Food
Dippy eggs. Obviously!

Music
Whatever tickles the soul or makes me jive.

TV Show
Sharky & George. Pingu. Jezza Kyle. Scrubs.

Movie
Pi. Finding Nemo.

Night Club / Bar
Freud/Koko/CandyBox/M ovida

Animals
Your mum.

Person
Myself. Your dad.

Place
My mind. How profound.

Possession/Thing
As above.

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Last logged on 8 november 2009 at 8:36am

Last modified 3 November 2009

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