 | | Name: | Steve | | | | Details: | 22 years old (Capricorn), Male, Single, Straight | | | Location: | Northern Ireland / Newcastle-Upon-Tyne, United Kingdom | | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/anton_drexler |
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In my own words
Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her Fallopian tubes could handle the sp erm? I guarantee he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry his child?
He's an alien for Christ sake! His Kryptonian biological makeup is enhanced by Earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan, the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a Kryptonite condom.. That would kill him.. |
My Best Day...
Remember the time when we were chasing ducks and that one tripped over the speed bump? Yeah! And it was all *does a movement with shoulders* Yeah! It was like *does the shoulder movement*.. Yeah and those guys fixing their car were all Hey, why are they chasing ducks? Yeah and then it did it again over a different speed bump! *does shoulder movement while quacking for about ten minutes*.. |
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| | | Personal Stats Interests
Poker; Coca Cola; People watching; Downpours Makes me happy
Alt. girls; Chucks; Parties; Satire; Narcotics Makes me sad
Ppl hu tlk lik dis.. The homo-eroticism in Bambi Perfect Partner
99.99% need not apply.. Do try though Bad habits
Sleaze.. Self-inflicted insomnia.. Megalomania Cigarettes
I smoke occasionally Alcohol
I drink occasionally Drugs
I use soft drugs Race
White / Caucasian Hair
Indeed Eyes
Hazel Body Type
Average |
| Favourite Things Food
Microwave + Meat-related product = Awesome Music
Better than yours.. The Postal Service. Death Cab TV Show
Peep Show; Scrubs; Takeshis; Family Guy Author
Alexander Solzhenitsyn | Fyodor Dostoevsky Movie
Garden State / Lost in Translation Night Club / Bar
The Katy's-Limelight combination.. Animals
Panda's kinda do it for me.. Person
Perry Cox / Ben Gibbard / George Best / RA Bailey Website
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The Manor. Zambia. Canada. Pirates Golf. Possession/Thing
Chucks. Cardboard cut-out Emily Browning. GHD's |
| Details Last logged on 29 september 2009 at 6:09am Last modified 9 June 2007 Original Old Skool Member Created on 11 December 2002 Visitors 36,072 visitors |
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