In my own words
 Hello ladies - I am very lazy lately and am looking for someone who can do my cleaning, ironing and cooking. Most of all, you have to be attractive and loving. I like espressos and fine beers. You would be responsible for cleaning up the pistachio nuts from the floor, after handing me a cold beer and then saying darling, please can you lift your feet so I can sweep up your beautiful mess. In return, I will spoil you in the bedroom and take you on magnificent dates that you will never forget. Me: confident, intelligent, loving, romantic,****. You: slim, independent, beautiful and caring. |