|Name:|| bertie_sanchez |
|Details:|| 39 years old (Sagittarius), Male, Single, Straight |
|Location:|| South East London, United Kingdom |
|In my own words|
I was here once. Then I went, because it was boring. Now i'm back because I can't seem to stay away. So i've reinvented meself, like a changeling or an 80s pop star, and i'm back. Cosmic!
I like lots of stuff. Biscuits, chipsticks, Cidre, inappropriate comedy, impromptu piss-ups when you were 'only popping out for a couple'. You get the f**king drift, yeah? I probably dislike a lot more.
We will probably get on....unless you're up your own arse!
|You might be one of those who thinks that just because a bloke messages you that they're after something. It's not. It's because you look like a bit of a laugh and you might be good company. If you're that far up your own arse to think that...think again. If I message you, it's because you look like you're a rare breed on here....normal. NOT because I want to cum on your tits!|
....Unless you ask really nicely of course?!
|In A Perfect World...|
....there would always be some sort of dessert after dinner. And not just a bowl of fruit!