 | In my own words
Girls are like phones.we love to be held,talked to but i u press the wrong button ul be disconnected!!!
men are like parking spots,the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped!!!
A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front of a semi, and almost causes it to drive over a cliff. The driver furiously motions for her to pull over, and she does. The driver gets out and draws a circle and tells her to stand in it. Then he gets out his knife and cuts up her leather seats. He turns around and sees she's smiling. So he goes to his truck, takes out a baseball bat, and starts busting her windows and beating her car. He looks back to see that she's laughing. He's really mad now, so he takes his knife and slices her tires. He turns around and she's laughing so hard, she's about to fall down. He demands, "What's so funny?" She says, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle!" |
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wrote at 14:14 on 30 Nov 2008 | | | Gotta Problem?... Solve it.... Fuck me?.... Fuck you!!.... Lost.... Get found.... Think Im Trippin.... Tie My Shoe.... Cant Stand Me.... Sit Down.... Cant Face Me.... Turn The Fuck Around.... Think Im A Bitch.... Try me!.... Luv Me?.... Gud!.... Hate Me?.... Even Better!!.... Think Im Ugly.... Dont Look At Me.... Dont Like My Style.... Dont like yours.... Dont Judge.... Then i wont!! |
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This Week's Plan...
sort ma shit out and get a job save money n fuk off to spain!!! |
| Comments | 10 of 66 | post a comment | view all | | | | | | | | | | | | | | ayebigman wrote... | 18:53 - 6 Nov 2008 | | Evening beautiful.
Im loving the pics hun, ur stunning. Hows ur week been? U go to a bonfire last night?
Hope ur well and would love to chat to u soon.
x | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | sean1933 wrote... | 0:47 - 28 Oct 2008 | | | Hey hun, just have to say your sooo hot, stunning. XX Ever fancy a chat just drop me a msg :) x | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | senorgentleman wrote... | 19:27 - 29 Jun 2008 | | | Helloooo! Sweet profile, i dig you muchos. lol Whatever that means. Oh great now i sound like atool.... erm Hi!! Im Andrew, im 26 and im from... Now i sound like im on Blind Date. Hmmmm.... :-) Check out my profile and gimme a shout! Would be great to chat with you sometime :-) | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | | | | | beardy_man wrote... | 18:32 - 15 Jun 2008 | | | fucking stunning babe. ill buy you a new vibrator if your mum broke yours =] | | | | | send message |
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chillin,chattin and drinkin wit mates Makes me happy
wen i go spain to see my dad Makes me sad
wen i come home Perfect Partner
toned,stocky,sexy,and great personality Bad habits
sniffing :S Cigarettes
I smoke occasionally Alcohol
I like to get drunk Drugs
I am a recreational drug user Race
White / Caucasian Hair
long dark brown Eyes
Blue Body Type
Medium Build |
| Favourite Things Food
KFC,strawberries,choc olate,pasta,homemade food Music
all music TV Show
family guy anythin funny really wen i do watch it Author
telegraph lol Movie
at minuite saw 5,pineapple express,IGOR lol Night Club / Bar
i like all bars n night clubs wen i go out Animals
tiger,parrot,dog Person
rick,dad,sheena(step mum) Place
spain,cuba,aiya napa,anywer abroad Possession/Thing
phone i got to say |
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