In my own words Good morning / afternoon / evening (delete as appropriate).
Any hot / sexy / cute girls out there fancy a chat with me? It's not just me in here all alone, tell me it isn't? Did that just echo?
If You Pay Me... I could be your alibi, bear false witness, be your plus one at a wedding etc etc, I've got a whole catalogue with an index!!! Also open to ideas.
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