Ok well since no one reads these I will put what ever the hell I want. First I love toast, but if it's burnt then it's fucked. Period. I also figured out that guys are morons and don't read these, so if your message contains the word woodchuck you can get discounted services. Serious offers only.
If You Pay Me...
Place an offer and we will talk, serious offers only. Meet my requirements and I will be yours. I will state this right now, fifty dollars is not going to get you far.