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phallusinchains
Uncontaminated, ridiculous, wrestling god. Thank you.
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Name: My friends call me "Wah".
Details: 40 years old, Male, In Relationship, Straight
Location: Eugene, OR, for college; originally La Pine., Oregon
Profile Link:www.faceparty.com/phallusinchains
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Here I pretend to be the white Bruce Lee.
 
Confirmation that I AM an idiot...
 
Yes, I'm THAT good with my fingers...
 
In my own words

In the red corner, standing 5'11" and weighing in at a fit 195 pounds, he is the Lord of the Dance and the master of the Legdrop of Doom...Josh Wah! Yup, that's about right.
My Dream Date...

...would start out with me picking up my beautiful date at 6:00 p.m. for a glamourous night on the town in a 1984 Honda Accord. Immediately, she'd get smart with the mouth and clown on my wheels. But nobody clowns on MY wheels, baby, so she'd receive a firm Judo chop to the throat area. Now, being a gentleman, I'd do the right thing and offer to massage her throat with my hands...on my hips!
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Favorite Things

Food
Food that doesn't involve cat...Chinese people...

Music
Alice in Chains, RATM, Guns n' Roses, Metallica

TV Show
Conan O'Brien, Family Guy.

Author
Robert Jordan, Mick Foley

Movie
Fight Club, Liar Liar, The Crow, School of Rock

Night Club / Bar
Night club...is that a weapon?

Animals
My cousin's dog that pees cause it's scared of me

Person
Matty G. He's gotta be a level seven adventurer.

Place
Why, faceparty, of course. Anybody?

Possession/Thing
Hmmm...I don't really have one favorite thing.

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