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Name: Ash
Details: 29 years old (Capricorn), Male, Single, Straight
Location: Nuneaton, Hinckley, Coventry, Leicester, Warwickshire, United Kingdom
Profile Link:www.faceparty.com/bushpighunter
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In my own words

A privateer, pirate and admiral of the old English navy, heavily skilled in the art of pugilistic combat looking for sultry wenches to scrape the barnacles off me rudder.

Currently have three women tied to the rafters in my attic, looking for a fourth to keep them company.
You will enjoy three nutritionally balanced meals a day consisting principally of bread and water with the occasional treat of Batchelor's super noodles (if you are obedient whilst in captivity, I may even follow the 'tasty treat' suggestion on the pack and put them on toast for you) .
Uniform of potato sack, stockings and heels provided. Must be able to follow orders without trying to escape.

It will help your cause considerably if you have a sizeable dowry (preferably consisting of a vast array of farm animals - especially goats....I like goats!).
My Pet Hate...

Women who think they can just slip me a couple of vodkas and get lucky - sorry guys, i'm just not that kind of girl! Unless you are Emma Watson, in which case, forget the vodka!
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downtown-abbie wrote...  
I like your dedication! You look like you could scare a lot of kids easily ;) lol x
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waltzing-matilda wrote...  
I just need to tell you if anyone spots our identical profiles, you totally copied me ok? Good boy :D x
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waltzing-matilda wrote...  
Hey at least I told you! Its not my fault you're never around to get the permission slipped signed! Your own words are wasted on you ;) x
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waltzing-matilda wrote...  
In the interest of honestly. I should tell you I'm about to totally plagiarize your profile. I admire your work, you're a brilliant wordsmith. Plus you appear to hardly ever come on here so no one will ever know. Keep up the good work ;) x
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waltzing-matilda wrote...  
You are obviously being looked after well :D x
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waltzing-matilda wrote...  
Yes, you bushpig's a renowned for never going to the dentist I hear ;) x
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waltzing-matilda wrote...  
Congratulations on having your own teeth! Nice one ;)
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madonna wrote...  
Why, thank you.
An intelligent bloke? On here?
Whatthe....?
*checks* x
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shanjesspark2 wrote...  
:)
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sxcxchloexxx wrote...  
Your profile has made me, literally, laugh out loud. If your day achieves nothing else, you have brightened mine :) what business do you own? X
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Personal Stats

Interests
Unicorns

Makes me happy
A little junk in the trunk

Makes me sad
Empty heads

Perfect Partner
Olivia Wilde

Cigarettes
I don't smoke

Alcohol
I drink occasionally

Race
White / Caucasian

Hair
Brown/Blonde

Eyes
Blue

Body Type
Average Smooth

Favorite Things

Food
Lasagne

Music
RnB, Hip-Hop

TV Show
Homeland

Author
Patricia Cornwell

Movie
In Bruges

Animals
French Bulldog

Person
My Granny

Place
Carribean

Possession/Thing
My bed

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