 | | Name: | steve | | | | Details: | 38 years old (Cancer), Male, Single, Straight | | | Location: | CAMBS&LONDON, London, United Kingdom | | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/cambs2005 |
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In my own words
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon place for their 25th anniversary.
As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband: When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?
The husband replied: All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry.
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked: What are you thinking now?
He replied: It looks like I did a pretty good job. |
If I was a Millionaire...
blonde named Barbara appeared on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire...
Regis: Barbara, you've done very well so far - $500,000 and one lifeline left. The next question will give you the million dollars if you get it right ... but if you get it wrong you will drop back to $32,000 -- are you ready?
Barbara: Sure I'll have a go.
Regis: Which of the following birds does not build it's own nest? Is it...
A-Robin
B-Sparrow
C-Cuckoo
D-Thrush
Remember, Barbara, it' |
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