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What's That? You Pooped In The Refridgerator??!!
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Name: Russ
Details: 44 years old (Leo), Male, Single, Straight
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
Profile Link:www.faceparty.com/captainbeef
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Introducing Lady Meowgaret Thatcher
 
 
 
 
In my own words

Close to my goal of discovering my inner otter>> Extremely talented in pancake making>> Very attracted to forthright women>> Have and increasingly stupid Freddie Boswell haircut>> Can make a mean Cosmopolitan>> Have a particular aversion to fish>> Have a weird beacon that repels women and attracts middle age men>> Like conversational roundabouts>> Have an amazing hatred for the Republican Party>> I'm loooovvin the bacon>> Now have a job which enables me to have more money than sense>> I Have The Hand Eye Co-ordination Of A Drunk Baby>>
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New Years Resolution...Dont Stay Up Drinking Until 8 In The Morning....Feel Like I Have Been Kicked In The Face....
In A Perfect World...

I would get more sleep>>My car would stop breaking down>>Micheal Winner wouldnt be replaced on the Esure adverts with something even more inherently annoying>>Middle aged men would stop trying to pull me>>White wine wouldnt be so damn inviting>>I would be able to get pictures off my phone>>I would be able to explain my increasingly foppish accent>> I blame the wine>> I wouldn't get so annoyed with the Swiss - I have had up to HERE with the Swiss>>
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scottishdafty1 wrote...  
Quality video made me laff cheers....lol..x
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pinknoggin wrote...  
Yeah you should let Meowgaret have your profile. It doesnt matter if she behaves or not, shes cute so deserves everything :)
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pinknoggin wrote...  
got sick of fp, so i have now handed over my profile to my Molly
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brightlightlisa wrote...  
shame u live in manchester! lol xx
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pinknoggin wrote...  
i look like the stalking headless woman x
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pinknoggin wrote...  
stalking in process x
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pinknoggin wrote...  
wheres the pics of meowgaret :( x
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lil_minx22 wrote...  
prob the best dance moves i have seen in a while lol x
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hotgal2003 wrote...  
love the video made me laugh how are you xxx
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sex123 wrote...  
hello i must say ya a very good lookin man x
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Favorite Things

Food
Fillet steak and potato dauphenoise, mmm

Music
Three Armed Lesbian Slovakian Folk Music

TV Show
The West Wing, Shameless, In The Thick Of It

Author
Rowling, Pullman, Moore, Glover, Brown

Movie
American History X. Ferris Beullers Day Off

Night Club / Bar
Northern Quarter - Not Technically A Bar But....

Animals
Otters-The Pantheon Of Riverside Brilliance

Possession/Thing
iPod

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