In my own words ere wat it is rite i was in a fukin motabike crash me an our kid taxed this bike off a speky cunt and we were lyke yea fuckin nice 1 man we were goin up the a19 and we crashd in2 a van i ended up in a lekky wheelchair innit but me our kid did it up lyke a vaxhaull nova, its fukin class lyke so wen da pigs try chase is lyke me crew just get on me chair and we get a chase of the pigs lyke fuckin mint it goes fast as fuck we did 5mph yestada lyke fuking cushti proper innit! even got me a car sterio riggd up to me battery fucking mint my chair man am suing the daft cunt who we crashd into lyke our mam reckons al get proper loads ov cash so wen it comes froo shes takin us all to bingo for a fukin mint family nite out fukin mint being me man!
My Funniest Moment... me and me crew was off our heds on pills lyke and this daft fukin cunt waz walkin past finkin he waz fukin hard wiv hiz fukin yorksha terrias so i set me fukin dog on it then me and me crew fukd him up and stole his pension was fukin mint daft cunt fort he was ard as fuk innit dont mess with ma crew do ya were hard as fuk and if ya start ill kosh ya with me fukin baseball bat and run ya ova in me wheelchair nova
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