In my own words
'fancy a shag'
no
'tough'
you must be jamacan,'cos your
jamacan me crazy
Alright love? get your gums around me plums
Are you a parking ticket? Cos you got Fine written all over you.
Was your father a farmer? Because you have great pair of melons.
You! Me! Bed! Now!
Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew...
Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!
You better stop, drop and roll, because you're on fire!
Your eyes are even bluer than the water in my toilet.
It's really dark out tonight cuz all the stars are in your eyes!
If you were a burger at McDonalds, you'd be a McGorgeous
Do you work for DHL cos I couldve sworn I saw you checking out my package |
My Mum Says...
Excuse me love can you hold my pint while i go for a shit |
