 | | Name: | darren linton | | | | Job: | plumber with rod | | | Details: | 99 years old (Pisces) , Male , Single , Straight | | | Location: | southampton, United Kingdom | | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/dazzer1979 |
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In my own words
HI MY NAME IS DAZ AND IM A INDERVIGUAL ( IF U NO HOW TO SPELL THAT LEAVE ME A MESSAGE) I LIKE CUDDLY TOYS AND PULLING LEGS OFF DADDY LONG LEGS, IN MY SPARE TIME I FREQUENT THE LOCAL DUCK POND WHERE IM TRYING TO ARTIFISALLY ( AGAIN SPELLING HELP PLEASE) INSEMINATE DUCKS BY CUMMING ON STALE BREAD AND FEEDING THE DUCKS SO FAR NO DUCK NAMED DAZ THO.... ILL KEEP TRYING AND KEEP U ALL POSTED IF YOU WOULD LIKE MY WEEKLY NEWSLETTER AND WOULD LIKE DAY 2 DAY POD CASTS ON MY VENTURE PLEASE LEAVE A COMMENT AND ILL GLADLEY BEFREIND YOU AND TAKE U TO QUACK QUACK LAND.... FOR A SMALL FEE :) BLUERIZLA@HOTMAIL.CO.UK |
Looking for
MY PET DOG CLIVE, THE FUCKER RAN OFF A WEEK AGO AFTER SMELLING THE NEXTDOORS DOG WAS ON HEAT THE DIRTY BASTARD.... I HOPE HE USE'S PROTECTION. |
| Blog | 4 posts | view all | | | | EYES FIRMLY SHUT
wrote at 17:21 on 09 Apr 2008 | | WHEN U CLOSE YOUR EYES AND SEE WHAT U WHAT YOU CRAVE,
NEVER OPENING THEM UNTILL THE BREAK OF DAY,
U STRUGGLE TO DREAM AGAIN THE DREAMS THAT NOW HAVE LEFT I WANT TO SEE U 1CE AGAIN AND FEEL YOU TAKE MY BREATH
TO OPEN UP MY EYES EACH DAY AND SEE ITS JUST A DREAM
ITS LIKE KISSING A WOMEN ON A STREET AND THEN THE DISTANCE YOU DONT WANT TO KEEP
IT HURTS SO MUCH THAT FEELING THAT ITS KIND OF HARD TO COPE, AND YET EVERY DAY I TALK TO YOU ITS LIKE MY EYES ARE CLOSED. |
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My Mum Says...
FFS U DIRTY BASTARD PUT THAT AWAY URE IN ASDA |
| Comments | 10 of 133 | post a comment | view all | | | | | | | | | | extreme_irish wrote... | 10:08 - 07 May 2008 | | | ffs darren i told u how u use it, use ur brush proper on ur hair or ill poke it up ur ass!!! concentrate man!!! hope u have a fine day doing ur hair :P x | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | extreme_irish wrote... | 12:50 - 06 May 2008 | | | oh my that girl last night really must of fucked u long and hard!!!! id say ur worn out get outa bed u lazy prick!!! :P | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | | | | | extreme_irish wrote... | 11:59 - 03 May 2008 | | | poping into ur box doesnt feel the same :P i was 'not' on for 5mins to check mail!! :P hope u guys enjoy movie and ur feeling better sweet pea fucking hell sumone gave me a cd and it keeps jumping and stoping thats poor production for ya :P hate u in the nicest possible way xx | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | | | | | | | | | extreme_irish wrote... | 13:26 - 29 Apr 2008 | | | what was wet on the floor again??? :P do u have a shirt i can borrow, i think my other one may be to wet :P x | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | 777babygurl777 wrote... | 20:33 - 28 Apr 2008 | | | Yeah I reckon she has your best interest at heart. You gettin it in the bombay mix mite have squirted in your eye and you could be blind or maybe its coz u have such a little one she doesnt want you gettin bullied. You have a lovely mum! | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | 777babygurl777 wrote... | 17:25 - 28 Apr 2008 | | | Ok Ill add on about your little penis in a later blog that ok? Although If it was as small as you say ur mum wouldnt mind u getin it out in asda coz no one would notice. | | | | | send message |
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| | | Personal Stats Interests
WOMEN AND FOOD Makes me happy
TALKIN COD SHIT TO ANY1 THAT WILL LISTEN Makes me sad
MONDAYS AND A LACK OF SEX Perfect Partner
SOME 1 FUNNY AND NICE BELLY. Bad habits
U TELL ME Cigarettes
I smoke Alcohol
I like to get drunk Drugs
I have a drug problem Race
White / Caucasian Hair
brown and short Eyes
Brown Body Type
Medium Build, Slightly Hairy |
| Favourite Things Food
sweet and sour chicken mmmm Music
MALLORY SINGING HER HEART OUT TV Show
TV IS 4 OLD PPL , TINTERNETS THE FUTURE Author
I SEE A BOOK 1CE, IT WAS ON A SHELF...I WALKED BY Movie
CARE BEARS THE MOVIE Night Club / Bar
SLINKYS/ IKON/RHINO/EVERYWHERE IM NOT BARRED FROM Animals
im a pussy man myself Person
my mum & meg Website
Click here to view Place
a place in spain called sax Possession/Thing
/ laptop / my music / oo yeah and sex |
| Details Last logged on 16 May 2008 at 07:37pm Last modified 21 Apr 2008 Created on 09 Apr 2006 Visitors 52,395 visitors theme |
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