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Name: dazzler84
Details: 23 years old (Virgo), Male, Single, Straight
Location: worsley, manchester, United Kingdom
Profile Link:www.faceparty.com/dazzler84
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In my own words

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time. The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacy to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about half an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy a 3-pack, 10-pack or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door.
Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents! Come on in!
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace ..
In A Perfect World...

....and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend...
I had no idea you were this religious.
The boy turns, and whispers back, I had no idea your father was a pharmacist!
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white_choco wrote...15:08 - 18 Mar 2008
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Personal Stats

Interests
sports

Makes me happy
clubbing with friends, cuddles lol

Bad habits
see above

Cigarettes
I smoke

Alcohol
I drink occasionally

Drugs
I am a recreational drug user

Race
White / Caucasian

Hair
dark brown

Eyes
Green

Body Type
Average

Favourite Things

Food
anything i cook...

Music
Indie, dance & RnB

TV Show
Hollyoaks/Shameless

Movie
Saving private ryan/The green mile/blow

Night Club / Bar
Manchester- 42nd street

Animals
Kittens...there so cute!

Website
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Place
Manchester

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Last logged on 15 june 2008 at 12:47am

Last modified 9 April 2008

Created on 8 July 2006

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