 | In my own words
I'm Dan. I was recently called "A sick, ugly bint whose vileness is trumped only by Fred West." It's the single most romantic thing anyone has ever said to me. Bugs Bunny is absolutely fucking hilarious. The WI women on the TV, going on about legalising brothels, gave me a hard-on. I want a dwarf. I'd like to petition to get out-loud music playing banned. Am I the only person who's entirely exhausted at listening to some 14 year old remedial yokel gurning on about how much of a slum London is? Try avoiding cholera and looking after your 50-strong band of brothers in Beijing for a week, you fucking cunts. If on the very off chance you're considering sending me a message, don't bother if you can't spell, you wear Adidas, Ne-Yo's on your iPod, you vote on Big Brother, or you only wank once a week. Freaks. |
In A Perfect World...
Iris Robinson would wake up to find herself chained to my car, as 'Dave' drove it into the side of a sports kit flagship store with a nailbomb inbetween his teeth. |
| Comments | 3 of 3 | post a comment | view all | | | | | | xthe-sweet-escapex wrote... | | | | Omgg I hate chavs rapping to! They fucking annoy the hell out me , the way they ALL seem to think that music is the way to save their fucking souls. They can't all be 50 cent. Sorry lol just found your profile quite fascinating! | | | | | send message |
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Gummy bears. NOT SO CUTE WITHOUT YOUR HEAD, HUH?! Music
Unter Null, XotoX, Dirty Sanchez, Tamtrum. TV Show
Family Guy. Author
Marquis De Sade. Movie
The Heart Is Deceitful Above All Things. Night Club / Bar
Slimelight. Animals
Water snails. Person
Bill Bailey. Website
Click here to view Place
MDMA-induced heaven. Possession/Thing
Bruised knuckles. |
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