 |  | Name: | Andreya | |  | | Details: | 20 years old (Leo), Female, Open Minded |  | | Location: | Inside my hoodie, United Kingdom |  | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/dreytings |
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  In my own words
 Don't call me HUN! I'm Andreya. Born in Serbia, been in London for YEARS, right now I live in East London for uni. I love to party, have a vulgar sense of humour, like laughing, although mostly at my own jokes. I'm very clumsy, which combined with the laughing gives the impression that I'm always pissed :) Studying English at university. I'm ridiculously friendly (one of those people who chats to old people at bus stop) but on here, I WON'T TALK TO ANYBODY who's married/ancient/horny on cam/a swinger/down there with Forrest Gump on the IQ scale. I AM NOT HERE TO MEET people for sex, cam fun, phone fun, threesomes, dirty pic swapping, foot massages, slave fetishes, ETC. I hate badly spelt messages. |
 | Blog | 4 posts | view all |  |  |  | rant wrote at 13:18 on 29 Jun 2009 |  | | yuck: men with photos of their six-packs, manky mock-tribal tattoos and no face, photos of men with "nieces", people who can't put apostrophes in the right place's, women whose albums consist entirely of them in nurse/army kinky outfits, pouting in photos, people who put interests as "sex, getin wasted, ma car, footie" < Is that all you want people to know about you? that you like to get laid? who doesn't? |
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 In A Perfect World...
 I'd marry a 98yo millionaire with 3 types of cancer. When he kicks it and I inherit, I'd move to the Carribean, find meself a sexy little fisherman with a gorgeous six-pack and a fetish for large women, marry him and fatten up until I look like Jabba the Hut. He'll croon, "Oooh babeh dontchu wana nova creem ceeehke? you soo sexy." and I'll be like, "ROLL MEH TO DA KITCHAN!" yeah |
  | Comments | 10 of 405 | post a comment | view all |  |  |  | |  |  |  | |  |  |  | |  |  |  | |  |  |  | |  | cherri_j wrote... | 11:18 - 19 Nov 2009 |  | | hey gorgeous,was look at ya pics how sexy ahey gorgeous,was look at ya pics how sexy are you.hows you? you been up to much? can i have your msn? hope to chat soon x x |  |  |  | | send message |
|  |  |  | |  | englishbear85 wrote... | 10:37 - 19 Nov 2009 |  | Hey Lass - Hows you? As you can see from my profile moved ere recently, looking for love, someone to go clubbin with, someone to love, go shoppin with, go out, spend evenings in.... I only have one different thing about me, im looking for a girl that once in a relationship, would sleep with other guys too... I truly believe women are better then men, and love a dominant female... xxx |  |  |  | | send message |
|  |  |  | |  |  |  | |  | hazzers wrote... | 16:40 - 17 Nov 2009 |  | | hey so how is the mighty london today, just wanted to say hi as i liked your profile, u on here much |  |  |  | | send message |
|  |  |  | |  |  |  | |  | -andreas- wrote... | 20:17 - 16 Nov 2009 |  | | English lit is only one subject, what other subject are you studying ? Stratford and Mile end are shit holes, so where do you live then ? Suck for the bright colours or builders ? Are you serious about that law ? |  |  |  | | send message |
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|  |   | Personal Stats Interests travelling, languages, partying, photos, culture Makes me happy good butterflies in tummy :) sunshine, the sea Makes me sad evil butterflies in tummy :( illiteracy halitosis Perfect Partner Gerry from P.S. I love you. Except not dead. Bad habits forgetful, clumsy, jealous, always on a diet Cigarettes I smoke Alcohol I drink occasionally Drugs I don't use drugs Race White / Caucasian Hair brunette Eyes Hazel Body Type Average |
 | Favourite Things Food pasta, meat, salad Music everything except 50cent. shoot to kill already TV Show family guy, x factor, made, southpark, oz Author Melvin Burgess/Remarque/Gary Jennings Movie Leon, Jeux d'enfants, district 13, apocalypto Night Club / Bar anywhere in Istria, and Belgrade :) Animals any. except slugs. bleurgh. or earwigs. bleurghx2 Person love me, feed me, never leave me! Website Click here to view Place where ze sun shines and ze waiters are sexy Possession/Thing my liver before it crawled out my ass & escaped |
 | Details Last logged on 21 november 2009 at 12:25am Last modified 20 November 2009 Original Old Skool Member Created on 16 February 2004 Visitors 118,524 visitors |
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