 | | Name: | Jay | | | | Details: | 38 years old, Male, Single, Straight | | | Location: | a chair, United Kingdom | | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/funxjx |
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In my own words
Spawned from one magical night of animal hooch driven super charged hormonal desire between a porcupine and a cactus, deep in the nether reaches of the Texas desert, the tumbleweed of fate managed to blow me on to a cargo ship heading for France, from there I disguised myself as bulb of Garlic, stinking I managed to locate a transport lorry bound for the U.K I struggled free from the string which bound me to the other real bulbs of Garlic( smelly f**kers) and jumped from the lorry, the hard shoulder of life gave me a few knocks along the way but I made it along the motorway, taking a slip road that I liked the look of I ended up in the tiny dwelling of Hickburping, living in a disused air raid bunker with a colony of rats( I am fluent in rat now), a few spiders and a solitary used condom for company, I taught myself the ways of life, I often look back and think to myself SQUEAK! |
| Blog | | | | | Sadie May you're words humble me!
wrote at 4:55 on 31 Mar 2009 | | by candy_razors 13 hours ago
my hero is funxjx.
mainly because without him i wouldn't have bothered coming back.
he helped me through some shit.
& he always listens without ever expecting anything in return.
& his jokes are pants lol.
& he called me dumb this morning. |
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My Mum Says...
Stop that you'll go blind |
| Comments | 10 of 233 | post a comment | view all | | | | | | | | | | lipstick_bitch wrote... | 6:53 - 18 Oct 2009 | | I didnt hear my name!! How rude!
You look like a dangerous fucking driver btw. =P | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | | | | | easi_boi wrote... | 16:35 - 6 Oct 2009 | | well helloooo then
ps - I cant hear anything on that video :P | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | candy_razors wrote... | 22:34 - 3 Oct 2009 | | | JAY :D i love your video. obv. <3 was that the one that was banned in 37 countries? are there even 37 countries in the world? | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | candy_razors wrote... | 17:57 - 28 Sep 2009 | | gazzerzz wrote...21:33 - 19 Sep 2009
a;; is good thank you my friend. How is the puppy? You planning on returning to the internet anytime soon? x he can't even spell. what a retard. q: | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | | | | | | | | | xx-beckyg-xx wrote... | 12:34 - 24 Sep 2009 | | | awh, thank you lovely. [: it was awesome thanks. so glad to finally be 18! how're you? xx | | | | | send message |
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Footie, music , films, loads Makes me happy
The little things Makes me sad
People who LIE Perfect Partner
probably not Bad habits
Oh fuck me yes Cigarettes
I don't smoke Alcohol
I drink occasionally Drugs
I don't use drugs Race
White / Caucasian Hair
Quite a bit left Body Type
Fuller Figure Slightly Hairy |
| Favourite Things Food
hard to pick just 1 Music
V.A - if i like it I like it! Movie
too many to list Animals
dogs, love all animals Person
mum, she is my angel Possession/Thing
Life |
| Details Last logged on 19 november 2009 at 3:20pm Last modified 3 October 2009 Original Old Skool Member Created on 15 September 2008 Visitors 21,965 visitors |
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