 | In my own words
Hi, I'm Simon. I'm cynical, easily annoyed, and too pretentious for my own good. I love odd music, hi-brow comedy, drinking, and the mighty (ha) Blackpool FC. I am that clown in the middle of the dancefloor, dancing like a total girl, off his face on cheap rum and Baileys, stopping only to pop outside and smoke his little lungs out. I'm introspective, contemplative, and creative. Delusions of grandeur mean I'm hoping to be a famous writer. I am also incredibly lazy and impatient, so this is fairly unlikely. I look like a right indie cunt, when in fact I hate pretty much everything except The Charlatans - I guess I'm just a Topman whore. I am a moaner, a cynic, and a pessimist, and will probably bring you down with me. But on the plus side, I have a fucking sense of humour and a stupid tattoo. Reuben are the greatest fucking band that ever were or will ever be. |
My Pet Hate...
...is people using their phone cameras at gigs. It means you're so busy taking the picture, you're retrospectively taking a picture of where you weren't. Pointless. |
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| | | Personal Stats Interests
Music, comedy, football. Makes me happy
Pointy shoes, wine and tattoos. Makes me sad
Stupidity. Religion. Spirituality. Perfect Partner
Cynical. Sarcastic. Bad habits
Using the superlative 'tits'. And moaning. Cigarettes
I smoke too much Alcohol
I drink occasionally Drugs
I seldom use drugs Race
White / Caucasian Hair
Blondie! Eyes
Blue Body Type
Slim |
| Favourite Things Food
(Sunflower) beans on toast. Music
Folk/ Trip-Hop/ Metal TV Show
FOTC. South Park. QI. The AD Show. Author
George Orwell/ Bill Bryson/ Richard Dawkins. Movie
Leon/ Juno. Night Club / Bar
Big Hands. Animals
Penguin, obv. Person
My brother Nick. Website
Click here to view Place
Florida. Possession/Thing
iPod. |
| Details Last logged on 24 november 2009 at 5:04am Last modified 23 November 2009 Original Old Skool Member Created on 24 May 2004 Visitors 94,399 visitors |
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