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gilly_penguin
'I don't drink water. Fish f**k in it.'
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Name: Simon
Details: 26 years old, Male, Single, Straight
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
Profile Link:www.faceparty.com/gilly_penguin
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In my own words

Hi, I'm Simon.

99% of what I say should be taken with a pinch of salt, I'm probably winding you up. I just never know when to shut the fuck up and stop cracking wise. Better than being all boring and normal and stuff. I'm fundamentally not that much of a twat.

I have been told by many people that I am the most sarcastic person they have ever met. I can't describe just how incredibly proud this makes me.

I am seriously addicted to Jagerbombs, and can be talked into anything, no matter how reckless, foolish, or regrettable, when under the influence of them.

I can be seen as a contrarian, but that's just coincidence. 90% of the time, if something's popular, it's probably shit.

Oh, and the reason I hate Fearne Cotton is because she's a cunt. I would have thought that was implicit.
My Pet Hate...

...is people using their phone cameras at gigs. It means you're so busy taking the picture, you're retrospectively taking a picture of where you weren't. Pointless.
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Personal Stats

Interests
Sarcasm. Nice threads. Comedy.

Makes me happy
Laughing. Copious amounts of rum.

Makes me sad
Stupidity. Spirituality. Fearne Cotton.

Perfect Partner
Tempestuous, quick-witted, stylish. Nice rack.

Bad habits
Moaning. Haemorrhaging money.

Cigarettes
I smoke occasionally

Alcohol
I drink occasionally

Race
White / Caucasian

Hair
Yep.

Eyes
Blue

Body Type
Slim 

Favorite Things

Food
Duck in redcurrant jus. Perfection.

Music
Folk/ Indie/ Metal/ Weird Contemporary Shit

TV Show
30 Rock/ Arrested Development/ Jam.

Author
Alan Warner.

Movie
Leon.

Night Club / Bar
Apotheca, Manchester.

Animals
Penguin, obviously.

Person
My brother Nick.

Website
Click here to view

Place
Your mother.

Possession/Thing
Blackpool FC

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