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by dreytings 17 days ago

Entertain me m'dears

I'm in the back of the car on the way to Exeter with my parents in front, and sister and bf sitting in back.
Mildly irritated and sleepy but can't get comfy cos I'm in one of those fold out seats in the boot.

tags: Managed to get a dig in about not being able to sit next to my sister cos she's fat, though. Score

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by jameseyboy_04 17 days ago

Imagine me slowly rubbing your inner thigh with my penis.

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by typhoon 17 days ago

hai, babe.

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by sister_fucker 17 days ago

I am not here for your entertainment.

But i will laugh at you sat in the boot of a car like a dog.

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by iceteababy 17 days ago

Imagine me slowly rubbing your nipples with my penis.

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by i_lost_a_pube 17 days ago

imagine them all smothering you with their jizz as they franticly bring themselves to climax over the thought of your larger than life relative

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by sister_fucker 17 days ago

Imagine me feeding you chewy sticks through the dog guard.

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by metal_moomin 17 days ago

Imagine me slowly rubbing your eye with my penis.

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by dreytings 17 days ago

I chose to sit in the back, cos she's biting her nails and sniffing with her swine flu.
Woof.

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by oingoboingo 17 days ago

Imagine your sister undoing her belt and melting all over the car

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by dreytings 17 days ago

LMAO pube
That's just done it, I just came.

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by iceteababy 17 days ago

oh oh oh oh...fuck sorry, I never cum this quickly *rolls over and snuggles into that fat human pillow in the back seat*

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by dreytings 17 days ago

She's not fat. Just fatter than she was, and self conscious about it. And she's been a cunt all morning so I'm trying desperately to fart right behind her.