|  | | | | | by sister_fucker 17 days ago
A very attractive milf moved in across the street from me yesterday. Her husband works away during the week.
It has potential. |
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| | | by oingoboingo 17 days ago
denim cut offs really are in this year |
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| | | by absinthe 17 days ago
I should do the whole "We're having a BBQ, fancy joining us?" thing.
And when she comes over for the BBQ, there's just two seats, me in one of them, and just two sausages on the barbie. |
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| | | by absinthe 17 days ago
No, make that one sausage.
And one seat. |
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| | | by iceteababy 17 days ago
Thats not creepy at all... |
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| | | by oingoboingo 17 days ago
Or no sausages and just a hot dog bun..
*bow chicka bow bow..* |
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| | | by iceteababy 17 days ago
She can munch on your sausage? |
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| | | by absinthe 17 days ago
Haha Alan.
Yeah, she can. I bet she would to.
I'm not creepy :( |
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| | | by absinthe 17 days ago
Haha Alan.
Yeah, she can. I bet she would to.
I'm not creepy :( |
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| | | by absinthe 17 days ago
double post fail. meh. |
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