|  | | | | | by i_lost_a_pube 17 days ago
live every day like it's your first. scream, shit your pants and vomit all over the people you love. oh, and lose your teeth |
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| | | by dreytings 17 days ago
yeah. and "the nights you'll never remember with the friends you'll never forget"
SHUT UP |
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| | | by absinthe 17 days ago
If I was to live every day like it was my last, I would probably hunt down and kill Nick Griffin. |
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| | | by sebsterno1 17 days ago
In fear of whats to come and how you're loved ones will cope when you're gone? i'd rather not spend all day "setting my affairs sraight" |
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| | | by missconception295 17 days ago
you never know what tomorrow will bring
everyday is a blessing
life is much more precious than gold |
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| | | by absinthe 17 days ago
Literally, do a shit on Gordon Browns head. |
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| | | by metal_moomin 17 days ago
If I was to live like every day was my last, i'd be in a coma. |
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| | | by oingoboingo 17 days ago
But a coma isn't as comfortable as living in a comma,
look how curvy it looks, you could easily curl up on there |
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| | | by afcbmikey 17 days ago
or shitting your pants and eating food through a straw so as not to ruin your dentures... if you get that far |
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| | | by sister_fucker 17 days ago
The way my weekends have been going lately it could well be my last anyway.
My poor body. |
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