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by lil_eskimo_xx 17 days ago

So last night

I lasted just over 2hours. I havent eaten for about a week, drunk alcohol for nearly 2months ..then had a stupid amount of shots and drinks last night and puked everywhere and got chucked out of the club as usual. Its happened to many times now for me to be embarrassed.

Andddd im meant to be going out in Brighton tonight but i dont know if i cba. I will probaly die if i drink anymore.

But if i stay in i can watch strictly come dancing?!?? :D

tags: *pukes all over thread* andd why is it always the fat lesbian bouncer who throws me out?? I <3 her ¬_¬

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by maxiscool 17 days ago

Lasted over 2 hours in bed? You're shit mate.

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by i_lost_a_pube 17 days ago

so.. you're basically saying here that you don't believe that man actually landed on the moon..

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by x__razzmatazz 17 days ago

Strictly. <3

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by sister_fucker 17 days ago

You can just drink in moderation you know? I mean i'm just throwing that out there...

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by lil_eskimo_xx 17 days ago

i could...but i never do anything in moderation

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by lil_eskimo_xx 17 days ago

max im actually going to ruin your wedding now

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by pauldasxcbeast 17 days ago

He wouldn't touch you

Max doesn't shag anything that has touched ryan!

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by absinthe 17 days ago

b-town on a saturday sucks :(
youre not missing much

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by maxiscool 17 days ago

Yeah you try that, go on I dare you!

Our wedding is at 11.15

Hope you attend xXx

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by lil_eskimo_xx 17 days ago

i havent paul?

or is this still paul?

i would kidnap him and tie him up like in the tragedy video by steps? i would even get H to ride in on his scooter.