|  | | | | | by sakai 15 days ago
id be all like
Shit
I 'ope me mova does ne get dis mail innit |
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| | | by sakai 15 days ago
imagine that though
Why would i fuck myself via the internet? |
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| | | by maxiscool 15 days ago
For some reason those little pop ups you get on porn websites are always from girls in the Durham/Newcastle area. Funny that! |
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| | | by sakai 15 days ago
i can just do that now!
And of all pictures to use...you show the one with my epic beard and whip cream cover titties |
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| | | by sakai 15 days ago
never for me
Always in heywood
And tbh
That place is munter central |
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| | | by trust_baby 15 days ago
id hop right on that
id be well up for fucking me
i might even buy me a drink |
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| | | by sakai 15 days ago
if they wanted a decent sexy picture
They should ask nicely
Instead of...y'know...stealing my manly poses |
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| | | by maxiscool 15 days ago
Hahaha if those photos of me with my beard and whip cream covered titties get leaked on the net I'm gonna hide in a cave for a few years :( |
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| | | by sakai 15 days ago
im a dick
So id probably bring myself to tears as i dramatically run hom |
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| | | by sakai 15 days ago
il just blame photoshop and say it was a joke by a friend
Not that i have friends
But if i did theyd be skilled with the clone tool |
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| | | by sakai 15 days ago
the clone tool is awesome
You can give the girl youre stalking a 3rd breast
Of like fit your head on her bf's body and clone in your neck so it looks like youre having anal sex with her |
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| | | by sakai 15 days ago
or remove the warts from pics of your genitals |
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Choose a filter Need to get some shit off your chest, got something stupid to say? |
