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Did you hear about the suicidal dyslexic?
He shat himself |
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| | | by foxigemz 13 days ago
Who are the two best people to take fishing?
Rod and Annette. |
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| | | by maxiscool 13 days ago
Did you see the joke I played on gossip?
I wasn't really dead! LULZ |
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| | | by foxigemz 13 days ago
2 fish in a tank, one says to the other,
'Do you know how to drive this thing?!' |
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| | | by carlr85 13 days ago
whats black and white and orange all over?
a skunk eating pumpkin pie |
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| | | by chaps_hfx 13 days ago
Why can't Stevie Wonder read?
Because he's black. |
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| | | by foxigemz 13 days ago
2 sausages in a pan, one says to the other,
'Gosh, it's hot in here!'
The other says,
'ARGHHH!! A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!' |
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| | | by tinytearsii 13 days ago
Venisons dear isn't it
John and Edward sometimes two minds aren't greater than one.
Peter Andre, it's not big and it's not clever |
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| | | by banned-nun 13 days ago
what do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a sheep?
A WOOLLY JUMPER! |
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| | | by uncle_chop_chop 13 days ago
Why can't Stevie Wonder see his mates?
Because he's married. |
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| | | by stars_cascade 13 days ago
whats pink and goes round and round...
..stephen gateleys suitcase :D |
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| | | by tinytearsii 13 days ago
That ones just kind of sad and depressing, like that christmas movie about the bear and doll that get chucked out and have to find their way home. |
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