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	by krissy-v Dear Rita, How’s the best way to get rid of a girlfriend?

	Smear mayonnaise round your bell end and tell her you caught syph off her slutty mother.



	by Anonymous Dear Rita, I’m at collage now, I leave soon, should I do another corse or get a job?

	I’d do a course in how to spell course.




	by harr0ld Dear Rita, Does size matter?

	If it looks like a carpet tack I would ritually disembowel myself with a Samurai sword.



	by xmini_mex Dear Rita, What is your view on heroin addicts?

	They’re slightly less annoying than ventriloquists.



	by naff123 Dear Rita, If you had 5 things to legalise, what would they be?

	Prostitution, smoking in enclosed spaces, mink tennis, opium dens and roast swan.



	by thedrunklamb Dear Rita, I was thinking of getting a pet. Do you have any pets?

	Pubic lice. They’re trained to jump through burning hoops.



	by hawher89 Dear Rita, What do you have to say to all the people out there that hate you?

	It’s rather like worrying about whether my dandruff likes me or not.



	by Anonymous Dear Rita, Why are you so pathetic? Advising young girls to get an abortion! Get a life u freak!

	It should be fucking compulsory that chavs have abortions; for the sake of future mankind.

	by tattoo_artist Dear Rita, I think you should let me tattoo you.

	No thanks. I already do my own with an architects pen and a hammer.



	by jamiet88 Dear Rita, My friend came back from Afghanistan because he had his leg blown off. I feel sorry for him but also worried about myself as I’m going there in September. What should I do?

	When you volunteered ‘during a war’, what exactly were you expecting? Did you think those nice Taliban gentlemen were going to lick your ears? You’re fucked I’m afraid.



	by funstar-charlie Dear Rita, I am starting a job as a kids entertainer soon, any advice?

	As the voice of experience, I wouldn’t do ‘that’ balloon trick. Apparently it’s illegal.



	by lovelyladyluck Dear Rita, I work for Anne Summers, would you like to place an order for some bondage gear?

	Anne Summers bondage gear wouldn’t secure an asthmatic rat with Parkinsons. I go to Anal Anvil, along with Josef Fritzl, Gordon Brown and Jeremy Clarkson.



	by toms1l Dear Rita, I’m going to Magaluf, any ideas what do?

	The sort of person who goes to Magaluf should only do one thing. Fucking stay there.



	by spoony_spaz Dear Rita, What’s the one thing you would refuse to do during sex?

	Put my fag out.



	by craigie666 Dear Rita, What’s worse pakies or niggers?

	Hello members, especially the tanned ones, I would like to take this opportunity to introduce to you craigie666. Enjoy.



	by silent_crys1 Dear Rita, This site sucks ass BIG TIME! Do you agree?

	I hope you enjoy your time on Facepic. There are loads of adorable Nigerian gentlemen waiting to marry you.



	by crazy-tomboy Dear Rita, I work with autistic people for a living and I’m really offended by your ‘autistic artistic’ section.

	Why don’t you get offended by something that actually matters? Like the Chinese Government, you limp cunt!

Grim Rita's life has reached a turning point, and her future could go in any direction.

Whaddaya reckon? Where does her life turn next? Should she get a job as a dustman? ...steal a tank and invade Birmingham? This 'aint no story, whatever you choose she's gonna do in REAL life ...after all, that crazy bitch will do ANYTHING for money ;P

What should happen to Grim Rita next time? Be as cruel or caring as you like, but remember... was she ever kind to you?

Her life is in your hands...


		raleigh driver!!!!!

		a tattoo artist

		data inputting clerk at a palletised distrubution company.

		become a grandma

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"Drawn" by coley2k8. This kid probably tortures dogs.

Fancy a steamy "hot lunch" with Grim Rita? You and several other Faceparty "cunts" could dine with the swine, at the Faceparty HQ.

U got issues? Let Grim Rita bash 'em out of you!

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