| Name: | ian harvey | |  | | Details: | 41 years old (Aquarius), Male, Straight |  | | Location: | Gloucestershire, United Kingdom |  | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/harv23 |
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In my own words
 25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP 1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a single bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 7:00 am is when you get up, not when you get in. 5. You hear your favourite song in an elevator. 6. You watch the News and Weather Channels. 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up 8. You go from 130 days of holidays to 20. 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as dressed up. 10. You're the one calling the police because those f**king kids next door won't turn down the stereo. 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. 12. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. 13. You feed your dog diet Pal instead of McDonalds leftovers 14. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. 15. You take naps from noon to 6 pm. 16. Dinner and a movi |