 | | Name: | iplayonu | | | | Details: | 43 years old (Pisces), Male, Single, Straight | | | Location: | newcastle, Tyne and Wear, United Kingdom | | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/iplayonu |
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In my own words
SWM in boring job seeks whiny shrew for co-dependency, tepid sex, and shouting matches. I enjoy drinking, petty theft, pornography, and self-righteous indignation. I like to run with scissors. I love to give compliments that prominently display my gender stereo-types. I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. For fun, I enjoy browsing other people's profiles and making shallow judgments about their employment, and social skills. Everything I need to know about life I got from watching Jerry Springer. In my free time I have written a thesaurus that included an emphasis on the most useful curses. I would kill to win the Nobel Peace prize. I have middling intelligence but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorizing useless statistics, and chuckling at my own mean-spirited, agenda-driven jokes.
YOU: You are a man-hating, bitter shrew with a misplaced sense of entitlement and utopic expectations. Over |
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| | | just opened my freezer and saw a little alien masturbating. I said, "What the f*ck are you doin?!" He said,"I cum in peas |
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In A Perfect World...
i would walk on toilet paper coz I'd be the SHIT!!!! |
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anything i Music
RnB,punk rock, soca,chuntney! TV Show
match of the day lmao! Author
s.king Movie
i love u man! Night Club / Bar
any that sells beer! Animals
dog! Person
my lil boy! Place
trinidad Possession/Thing
car! |
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