In my own words hello and welcome to the mental health hotline: if you are obessive compulsive please press 1 repeatedly. If you are co dependant please get someone to press 2 for you. if you have multiple personalities please press 12345 + 6. If you are paranoid - we know who you are and where you live and we'll be watching you... If you are delussional please wait and we'll transfer you to the mothership. If you are schiophrenic wait for the little voice inside your head to tell you the number you want. If you are depressive - no one cares anyway. If your Dyslexic press wpmauht1. If you suffer from a nervous dissposition fidle with all the keys until you hear the bleep. if youhave a short term memory loss - you've been here before... If you suffer low self esteem were all too busy and no one cares and If you have abanonment issues please note we've all gone home and you should wait with the low self esteem people. Thank you for calling... **BEEP**
The Meaning Of Life... ...Is to have heartfelt communication with as many people as you can, failing that never put your fingers in electrical outlets. if you love frustration try use the chat feature on here... well it plays havoc with my social life... damn!!! a final thought... they say light travels faster than sound, is that why some people seem brighter until they speak? Anyway I'm spanish/african not pakistani or indian - thats for the racists... fools.
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