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Name: Timbo
Details: 21 years old, Male, Straight
Location: North London/Herts, United Kingdom
Profile Link:www.faceparty.com/jeezas_kryst
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In my own words

See that person on the dancefloor making a tit of himself?

Yeah that's probably me.

I class myself as living in london because I obey the London connections map, but in reality I'm a Herts boy, so I probably have a house with an electric gate and a couple of slaves (half true).

I'm a big geek really, I just happen to spend a lot of time in the gym/ring (stop thinking that ¬_¬) I play games, read books and stare at a screen for hours at a time.

If you are the sort of backwards, doe-eyed twunt who reads Heat magazine and gawps at celebrities all day, then well done for reading this far, but you can fuck off now.
The Meaning Of Life...

Avoid death for high score
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shewbakka wrote...22:43 - 14 Nov 2009
why would you think i fancy buttsecks? JUST BECAUSE THE POO JUST SLIDES OUT OF MY BUM DOES NOT MEAN I ENJOY A BIT OF ANAL, OKAY? (not saying i dont love it tho, shove it in me bbz)
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banned-nun wrote...22:52 - 31 Oct 2009
flid x
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69fine wrote...23:59 - 27 Sep 2009
It was fine, i'm here...with no furniture, but im here!
x x
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shewbakka wrote...20:40 - 13 Sep 2009
my lower beard, obvvvv ;)
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shewbakka wrote...9:25 - 13 Sep 2009
*strokes beard*
MISSSED MEEEE?
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beccar_xx wrote...15:22 - 31 Aug 2009
You like mennn... You can read my mind?! No. fuck >:|
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beccar_xx wrote...15:17 - 31 Aug 2009
YES THATS IT LOL XD I watched that wayyy last year and still remember the words :P just throw grenades at me oh, coo'. XD
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beccar_xx wrote...15:07 - 31 Aug 2009
u know on ur tag below ur profile name? where is that from cuz I can hear it being said in ma head :P
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beccar_xx wrote...15:06 - 31 Aug 2009
Ahhhhahhaha
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sniffmypasty wrote...23:35 - 15 Aug 2009
alrite mate hows it goin?
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Personal Stats

Interests
Martial arts, music, games, music production

Makes me happy
Martial arts, coffee, films, gigs, mates

Makes me sad
Dirty chavs, wannabes, hangovers

Perfect Partner
Low self-esteem and no gag-reflex

Bad habits
Far too handsome... and sarcasm

Cigarettes
I don't smoke

Alcohol
I drink occasionally

Drugs
I seldom use drugs

Race
White / Caucasian

Hair
Blonde and messy

Eyes
Blue

Body Type
Defined Slightly Hairy

Favourite Things

Food
spicey foreign stuff

Music
Electronica, DnB, trip hop, breakbeat, industrial

TV Show
Peep Show, Dexter, Heroes, Black Books

Author
Michael Crichton, Peter F. Hamilton

Movie
The Bourne trilogy

Night Club / Bar
Sin City, Clayton's

Animals
The edible ones =]

Website
Click here to view

Place
Anywhere with noisy choons and some mates

Possession/Thing
Router

Details

Last logged on 21 november 2009 at 2:47am

Last modified 16 November 2009

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