 |  | Name: | Joel Simpson | |  | | Details: | 38 years old (Pisces), Male, Single, Straight |  | | Location: | Sheffield, UK, United Kingdom |  | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/jozzy |
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  In my own words
 i didn't invent any but ill say hi!, as yur quite bored, ill entertain, two men sat in a bar on the edge of a cliff, one man says, i bet you a hundred pounds that if i jump of that edge, i can get caught in the cross-wind and carried back up here to safety, c r a p, says the other man, so the first man jumps off the cliff and lets out a scream...only three seconds later to be put back down saftley, well buga me, says the other man, you see i told u he says, now u try, so the other man, being drunk, agrees, jumps off, and plumits to his death, the barman comes up to the first man and says, you know...you can be a right tw@t when your drinkin superman |
 This Week's Plan...
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|  |   | Favorite Things Food PIzza, chocolate, and more chocolate, + curry Music Rock and Indie - Stephen Lynch THE DARKNESS, jet TV Show The Simpsons, 24, Scrubs, Friends Author J.R.R Tolkien, Philip Pullman SOMETHING!!! Movie School Of Rock Is Damn Class, But Pulp Fiction Night Club / Bar Err Flares Or Corp, Or Leadmill YEAH Animals Err, A Hippo headed dog bodied cat? Person kelly O mmm Website Click here to view Place Rother Valley Cable Ski...WAKE BABY!!!! Possession/Thing Digital Camera All Sorts Of Uses Ok, Im A Stalker |
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