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Name:	Joel

Details:	26 years old (Capricorn), Male, Single, Straight

Location:	London - SE9, United Kingdom

Profile Link:	www.faceparty.com/just_joel

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In my own words

Who r the biggest liars, men or women? Id say men lie the most, women tell the biggest lies. Men, we lie all the time. We lie so much, it's near a language. But 2 hav a go at a man for lying, is like playing football wiv a retarded kid n callin him 4 offside. U gota let sum shit go. U know what a man's lie is like? A man's lie is like, 'I was at Tony's house' but u b at Johns house. That's a man's lie. A women's lie is like, 'Its ur baby!'. We've all heard that 1. 'But, it don't even look like me.' - 'He's got ur hat aint he!'. Women tell the biggest lies. Men, we live lies. Thats y we so crazy. Every now and then, we catch ourselves living a lie. We create a whole lie-world around us. For instance, every man hides sum porno in his house. Not a sick amount, just enough 2 get u by. And when we hide porn, we go all out. We become Batman when it's time to hide sum porn. U hit the light switch, the whole bookshelf shifts to the side!!

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Farting! wrote at 16:40 on 23 Jul 2007

Im not sure if farting is nasty or funny. Fellas find it funny. Dudes be doing that, they be gettin in elevators farting and laughing and shit. It's nasty ! But I think deep down inside people wanna smell other people's farts. 'Cos you smell them. And people always tell you they farted. They say: I farted. But you don't leave....you pause a second. Ergh! yeah, you did!

My Pet Hate...

U kno whats worse than tax? Worse than tax is insurance. U got 2 hav sum insurance. They shouldn't even call it insurance. They just should call it 'just in case shit.' I giv a company sum money 'just in case shit' happens. Now, if shit don't happen, shouldn't I get my money bak??