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Name: Haroon
Details: 25 years old (Cancer), Male, Straight
Location: London (East), United Kingdom
Profile Link:www.faceparty.com/justboy_h
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In my own words

I lead a tepid, neatly-categorised, middle-of-the-road existence. My job involves coffee, programming and staring at equations; when I tell people what I do, I hear a faint tapping noise: the sound of every vagina within earshot slamming shut. I'm an impatient commuter. I'm financially secure, surveying my investments as if they were a harem. I've never done 'shrooms, ecstacy, coke or DMT, despite the fact that all my heroes have. As much as I obsess about music, I have no musical talent. The precious few social interactions I endure are characterised by misanthropy and ineptitude in equal measure. It's not long before I slip in economic/mathematical terminology, because, at the end of the day, that's all I really know about life. I operate with a palpable smugness on here, but underneath it all I hold a desolate remorse: I see a little boy then, and an automaton now, but I cannot remember when one became the other.
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Not pet hate; passionate hate.
wrote at 23:23 on 25 Oct 2008
The abominable cretins who can't shut the fuck up at gigs, especially post-rock/instrumental ones. Are you here only to mingle? Why enter the venue in order to continue the conversation you were having outside? There's a Starbucks around the fucking corner, you lobotomised vermin. Does it say ''Gormless unwashed, beer-swilling, cognitively-challenged, mongoloid oaf rambling about inconsequential bollocks'' on your ticket? I'm fairly sure that's not what I paid £25 for. I hope you die of cancer.
This Week's Plan...

...Write down an estimable structural two-sided search model of relationship formation à la Wong (2003) and Choo and Siow (2006), adding appropriate parametric restrictions incorporating the findings of Shimer and Smith (2000), Atakan (2006) and Smith (2006) on the requirements of supermodularity or log-supermodularity of the match output function in order to generate Becker's (1973) celebrated result of assortative mating in equilibrium, in the presence of search costs.
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emmiedawn wrote...15:07 - 6 Aug 2009
i love you x
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banned-nun wrote...13:16 - 29 Mar 2009
ah hush! i shant hear any of that.
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banned-nun wrote...13:04 - 29 Mar 2009
i miss you
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lauraaaaaaaaaa wrote...13:09 - 2 Mar 2009
Brand New are touring in June. Ooohhh. Hopefully they'll just play The Devil and God... and nothing else again. Hah xx
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obsequiousforumite wrote...22:42 - 27 Feb 2009
Holy divergence-of-a-curl, mathman!
You still alive?
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-dawg- wrote...19:49 - 17 Feb 2009
LOOOL!! its about people that do maths. annnnd mean girls!! X
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lauraaaaaaaaaa wrote...15:49 - 17 Feb 2009
I raped him! Hahaar
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sakai wrote...19:19 - 14 Feb 2009
yas is berry good hena!
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sakai wrote...12:24 - 14 Feb 2009
oh mai gawd, vhai yoo no leabe me comment eh? how are you brown 1#?
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ohsokinkyboi wrote...1:50 - 13 Feb 2009
Well your perceptions are accurate. If you're not seeing a student with a bike in Oxford, then it's a student with a scarf. In extreme cases, it's sometimes both. Albeit, I live in a town outside Oxford. Which vastly differs from Oxford itself, I've yet to see more than three baseball cap clad teens there at one time. I usually say 'Oxford area' to avoid confusion, since I doubt a lot of people have heard where I'm from. It's also to save the embarrassment, I'm not particularly proud or anything
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Personal Stats

Interests
Music,skating, politricks,gore,Sacred Cow,algebra

Makes me happy
Logic, epiphanies, walls of noise, originality

Makes me sad
The news, silent majority and new 'rock stars'

Perfect Partner
would love Bill Hicks, post-rock and Envy.

Bad habits
Over-thinking, over-analysing, social ineptitude

Cigarettes
I don't smoke

Alcohol
I drink occasionally

Hair
A bit like Tom Cruise: short and thick

Eyes
Brown

Body Type
Slim, Toned 

Favourite Things

Food
Emily Smith-Woolley

Music
Post-rock/screamo/ metal/hardcore/ math/shoegazer

TV Show
Colbert Report, Daily Show, Peep Show, QI, HIGNFY

Author
Orwell, John Pilger, Chomsky, Greg Palast

Movie
LaHaine, D. Darko, TheCorporation, LivesOfOthers

Night Club / Bar
Soul-less, trendy suburban alcopop bars. Great.

Animals
lives in my pants lolzz!!111 Never mind.

Person
Bill Hicks, Tom Morello, MJK, Stanhope, niece

Website
Click here to view

Place
Away. Gigs. Sleep. Bloomsbury.

Possession/Thing
CDs, MP3 player, ticket stubs, laptop, guitar

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