 | | Name: | kenny | | | | Details: | 24 years old (Gemini), Male, Straight | | | Location: | good old sunny ....ask and see!, United Kingdom | | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/kennyj |
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In my own words
I get really weirded out by trying to talk dirty.
I realise that I cant say words like, 'cock', 'sex' or 'flick that bean' without giggling like a 5 year old school girl.
Then, when i giggle, my moobs wobble.
Which makes me laugh more.
Then my belly goes, so I chuckle a little more.
Then, in fits of laughter, jelly belly wobbling, man boobs swaying, she leans over and says "Seargent Sausage is going to meet Captain Cludge".
WELL... forgive me if I wee a little.
my pet hate.. Hmmmm, how long do you have? Benefit spongers. Get a fucking job and stop breeding and multiplying like vermin, producing yet more skanky, scrounging offspring that you can't afford to support and expect everyone else to for you. NE1 dat typs lyk dis - don't even bother. Woman beaters. Muppets who sit in the outside lane doing 70. Fat people who act like its not their fault they're fat. Anything or anyone appearing on the shows on MTV1. |
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wrote at 23:12 on 19 Jun 2008 | | | Oh and to all you glamour models and wannabe glamour models, with about 8000 meticulously posed pictures of yourselves, who say they hate people who judge on looks - please give over - its just too funny. |
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The Meaning Of Life...
is an awesome film!!! |
| Comments | 10 of 35 | post a comment | view all | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | xxxshortassxxx wrote... | 23:00 - 29 Jun 2009 | | | I'm too hot to sleep so fancy a cool shower?? oooo naughty me - yes you were right at your guess by the way xxx | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | lilpunkymonkey wrote... | 0:35 - 31 Mar 2009 | | | Yeah I love the money because I have a shopping habit lol! But I been trying to cut back I been clean for about two weeks hahaha! Thanks for the comment xx | | | | | send message |
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| | | Personal Stats Interests
playing guitar and friends Makes me happy
friends and family Makes me sad
the loss of my gran and uncle not long ago. Perfect Partner
who wants perfect? Bad habits
pffft,what you trying to say? Cigarettes
I don't smoke Alcohol
I like to get drunk Drugs
I don't use drugs Race
White / Caucasian Hair
brown Eyes
Brown Body Type
Medium Build Slightly Hairy |
| Favourite Things Food
indian,italian,mexica n you name it i like it lol Music
indie,dance,r'n'b,roc k. Don't have a fave. TV Show
scrubs,friends,2 and a half men etc etc Author
who does the t.v guide? Movie
too many to mention. Horror,comedy,action. Night Club / Bar
one with beer and dam loud music Animals
i'm not!! ;-) Person
soft i know but my mum Place
who cares if you with the right people? Possession/Thing
car and guitar and mob. Lost without them |
| Details Last logged on 23 november 2009 at 1:26am Last modified 21 July 2009 Original Old Skool Member Created on 8 January 2004 Visitors 22,737 visitors |
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