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Name: kyan lang
Details: 45 years old (Cancer), Male, Single, Straight
Location: Cambidgeshire, Cambridgeshire, United Kingdom
Profile Link:www.faceparty.com/kyanlang
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In my own words

mmmm what can I write here then, something deep and meaningful that will change and inspire someones life, well here goes. Don't ever wrestle with three naked fat guys in the hot sun over a plate of chips. However if it was over a Mcdonalds big tasty burger that might be okay. On similar note don't ever get in a head lock of an arm pit of a naked swetty fat guy in the hot sun of the south of france. It smells its embarrassing and unhyginic and as for the naked fat guy it doesn't look right.

Never eat from that kebab shop on Hills Road in Cambridge, as all their food has a secret ingredient which is a sprinkle of a pathogenic organism. The renowned doner meat and chips is famous for its extra flavour of staphylococcus aureus which is only found in some parts of the human body such as the human mouth, nose and anal area. I once ate there and can say I have lived to tell the tale.
In A Perfect World...

A tomatoe isn't a fruit but a vegatable
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Favorite Things

Food
Greek

Music
Hip Hop NWA

TV Show
Heroes, Lost, prison break

Author
James Herbert

Movie
Black Hawk Down

Night Club / Bar
Works, Henrys Bar stockholm

Animals
Cats

Person
Gandhi

Website
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Place
Sweden, Hong Kong, Japan, Bali

Possession/Thing
My Car

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