 |  | Name: | kyan lang | |  | | Details: | 45 years old (Cancer), Male, Single, Straight |  | | Location: | Cambidgeshire, Cambridgeshire, United Kingdom |  | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/kyanlang |
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  In my own words
 mmmm what can I write here then, something deep and meaningful that will change and inspire someones life, well here goes. Don't ever wrestle with three naked fat guys in the hot sun over a plate of chips. However if it was over a Mcdonalds big tasty burger that might be okay. On similar note don't ever get in a head lock of an arm pit of a naked swetty fat guy in the hot sun of the south of france. It smells its embarrassing and unhyginic and as for the naked fat guy it doesn't look right.
Never eat from that kebab shop on Hills Road in Cambridge, as all their food has a secret ingredient which is a sprinkle of a pathogenic organism. The renowned doner meat and chips is famous for its extra flavour of staphylococcus aureus which is only found in some parts of the human body such as the human mouth, nose and anal area. I once ate there and can say I have lived to tell the tale. |
 In A Perfect World...
 A tomatoe isn't a fruit but a vegatable |
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