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Name: Kelly...
Details: 25 years old (Leo), Female, Bisexual
Location: Leeds! where men are men n girls are coatless, United Kingdom
Profile Link:www.faceparty.com/lapdance4ever
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In my own words

dysdiadochokinesis - try saying that when you're drunk. Hi, i'm Kelly, **not here for meeting anyone, just a good natter**!! well, what about me? my perfect partner would be the local rag and bone man, someone who'd rag me around and then... anyhow..., apparantly there's something humourous about us northern bird's, and NO, i don't have a greyhound or a ford capri.. just remember, if you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much room....i'd like to say i was a teenage dirtbag, but i'm afraid i'm well past it!! (lol!!) ... what the hell do 100 and odd thousand folk wanna listen to ME witter on for??... you freaky wierdos!! xx
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jim bowen
wrote at 7:17 on 2 May 2007
oh thats it readers, it made my week.... jim bowen in my local co-op buying muller light yoghurts.... vanilla flavour... a six pack. You know how you always get the total star-struck a**hole that shouts at the top of their voice this is what you coulda won and then runs like a 3 legged girraffe out of the supermarket... well here she is...i'm pleased to meet you too.but my dear fans, this leaves me pondering the eternal question.... does jim bowen lick the lid?? answers on a postcard...
My Best Day...

when my mate marijke bravely offered to take me on a driving lesson to roundhay park car park, when i thought i was doing really well this bloke just jogged out of nowhere and straight into the path of leeds finest learner driver, only for me to brake hard, almost kill us all and send that dusty sand flying everywhere, the jogger then came up to the window and shouted at the top of his voice.. DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM.. erm, don't we all.. SIR JIMMY SAVILLE
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leeeddddssss1 wrote...13:30 - 3 Dec 2008
hi just been looking at your pics n i got2 say u r stunning!!would love to get to know you better!!!have u got msn?if so i got loads pics n a cam on there!!chat soon xx
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bod2k wrote...13:23 - 1 Dec 2008
HELLO GAWJUS U GOT MSN BABEZ X
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sexcboi84 wrote...9:51 - 1 Dec 2008
how much 4 a private dance in my bedroom????
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ravj19 wrote...18:50 - 11 Nov 2008
hiya hun thanks for comment. im havin a lil boy not a girl. hope ur ok anyway x
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axe-victim wrote...14:34 - 11 Nov 2008
hey gorgeous.. so,cheeky question.. what would you do if i paid you?? lol. xx
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matt-fury wrote...17:44 - 7 Nov 2008
hey ur fuckin stunnin, add me if u want
Matt-fury@hotmail.co.uk
Matt
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zerokoolio wrote...10:42 - 7 Nov 2008
haha i love your blog you sound a rite laugh n nice place for a tash
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danny_boi123 wrote...8:38 - 2 Nov 2008
you are seriously fuckin beautiful :D
you fancy a chat hunni :D
sick_head123@hotmail.com
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baker_boy wrote...23:01 - 1 Nov 2008
you are gorgeous babe, if you fancy a chat please get back to me thanx hun xx james xx
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smokes1985 wrote...11:22 - 1 Nov 2008
hi sexy could think of loads of naughty things to do to you lol how you anyway
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Personal Stats

Interests
plotting to take over the world.. what? i'm bored

Makes me happy
na'an bread... its what thursdays were made for!!

Makes me sad
my serotonin levels...

Perfect Partner
joaquin phoenix.. oooh shiver me timbers!!!

Bad habits
are for ugly nuns.

Cigarettes
I don't smoke

Alcohol
I drink occasionally

Drugs
I don't use drugs

Race
White / Caucasian

Hair
A growth of pigmented filaments.

Eyes
Brown

Body Type
Average 

Favourite Things

Food
it'd be rude not to!!!!

Music
if i told u i'd have no street cred left,,,

TV Show
whatever hapenned to eurotrash??

Author
fowler off eastenders (i'm so not funny...)

Movie
kes/the wedding singer/debbie does dallas

Night Club / Bar
don't do nightclubs.. yes, you're right i'm geeky

Animals
pill bugs..aaah.. precious hours of family fun!!!

Person
my dad... after all that makes me bobby's girl

Website
Click here to view

Place
i'd have to say dreamland, it's ok i'm a regular

Possession/Thing
bacteria.. it's the only culture some people have

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