 | | Name: | Kelly... | | | | Details: | 25 years old (Leo), Female, Bisexual | | | Location: | Leeds! where men are men n girls are coatless, United Kingdom | | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/lapdance4ever |
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In my own words
dysdiadochokinesis - try saying that when you're drunk. Hi, i'm Kelly, **not here for meeting anyone, just a good natter**!! well, what about me? my perfect partner would be the local rag and bone man, someone who'd rag me around and then... anyhow..., apparantly there's something humourous about us northern bird's, and NO, i don't have a greyhound or a ford capri.. just remember, if you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much room....i'd like to say i was a teenage dirtbag, but i'm afraid i'm well past it!! (lol!!) ... what the hell do 100 and odd thousand folk wanna listen to ME witter on for??... you freaky wierdos!! xx |
| Blog | 4 posts | view all | | | | jim bowen
wrote at 7:17 on 2 May 2007 | | | oh thats it readers, it made my week.... jim bowen in my local co-op buying muller light yoghurts.... vanilla flavour... a six pack. You know how you always get the total star-struck a**hole that shouts at the top of their voice this is what you coulda won and then runs like a 3 legged girraffe out of the supermarket... well here she is...i'm pleased to meet you too.but my dear fans, this leaves me pondering the eternal question.... does jim bowen lick the lid?? answers on a postcard... |
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My Best Day...
when my mate marijke bravely offered to take me on a driving lesson to roundhay park car park, when i thought i was doing really well this bloke just jogged out of nowhere and straight into the path of leeds finest learner driver, only for me to brake hard, almost kill us all and send that dusty sand flying everywhere, the jogger then came up to the window and shouted at the top of his voice.. DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM.. erm, don't we all.. SIR JIMMY SAVILLE |
| Comments | 10 of 79 | post a comment | view all | | | | | | leeeddddssss1 wrote... | 13:30 - 3 Dec 2008 | | | hi just been looking at your pics n i got2 say u r stunning!!would love to get to know you better!!!have u got msn?if so i got loads pics n a cam on there!!chat soon xx | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | | | | | | | | | ravj19 wrote... | 18:50 - 11 Nov 2008 | | | hiya hun thanks for comment. im havin a lil boy not a girl. hope ur ok anyway x | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | axe-victim wrote... | 14:34 - 11 Nov 2008 | | | hey gorgeous.. so,cheeky question.. what would you do if i paid you?? lol. xx | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | matt-fury wrote... | 17:44 - 7 Nov 2008 | | hey ur fuckin stunnin, add me if u want
Matt-fury@hotmail.co.uk
Matt | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | zerokoolio wrote... | 10:42 - 7 Nov 2008 | | | haha i love your blog you sound a rite laugh n nice place for a tash | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | danny_boi123 wrote... | 8:38 - 2 Nov 2008 | | you are seriously fuckin beautiful :D
you fancy a chat hunni :D
sick_head123@hotmail.com | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | baker_boy wrote... | 23:01 - 1 Nov 2008 | | | you are gorgeous babe, if you fancy a chat please get back to me thanx hun xx james xx | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | smokes1985 wrote... | 11:22 - 1 Nov 2008 | | | hi sexy could think of loads of naughty things to do to you lol how you anyway | | | | | send message |
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| | | Personal Stats Interests
plotting to take over the world.. what? i'm bored Makes me happy
na'an bread... its what thursdays were made for!! Makes me sad
my serotonin levels... Perfect Partner
joaquin phoenix.. oooh shiver me timbers!!! Bad habits
are for ugly nuns. Cigarettes
I don't smoke Alcohol
I drink occasionally Drugs
I don't use drugs Race
White / Caucasian Hair
A growth of pigmented filaments. Eyes
Brown Body Type
Average |
| Favourite Things Food
it'd be rude not to!!!! Music
if i told u i'd have no street cred left,,, TV Show
whatever hapenned to eurotrash?? Author
fowler off eastenders (i'm so not funny...) Movie
kes/the wedding singer/debbie does dallas Night Club / Bar
don't do nightclubs.. yes, you're right i'm geeky Animals
pill bugs..aaah.. precious hours of family fun!!! Person
my dad... after all that makes me bobby's girl Website
Click here to view Place
i'd have to say dreamland, it's ok i'm a regular Possession/Thing
bacteria.. it's the only culture some people have |
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