| 5 entries | | |  | | | | Hangover Part 5 | wrote | | 5 Star hangover * * * * *
You have a second heartbeat in your head, which is really annoying the employee who sits next to you. Vodka vapour is seeping out of every pore and making you dizzy. You still have toothpaste crust in the corners of your mouth from brushing your teeth. Your body has lost the ability to generate saliva, so your tongue is suffocating you. You'd cry but that would take the last of the moisture left in your body. Death seems pretty good right now. | | | | | Hangover Part 4 | wrote | | 4 Star hangover * * * *
Lost the will to live. Head is throbbing and you can't speak too quickly or else you might spew. Your boss has already lambasted you for being late and has given you a lecture for reeking of booze. You wear nice clothes, but you smell of socks, and you can't hide the fact that it looks like you put your make-up on while riding the dodgems. You would give a weeks pay for one of the following : Home time, and somewhere to be alone, or a time machine so you could go bac | | | | | Hangover Part 3 | wrote | | 3 Star hangover * * *
Slight headache. Stomach feels crap. Definitely a space cadet and not so productive. Any time a girl or lad walks by you gag because her perfume/aftershave reminds you of the random shots you did with your alcoholic friends after the bouncer kicked you out at 1:45 a.m. Life would be better if you were in your bed with a dozen doughnuts and a litre of coke watching daytime TV. You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 2 Sausage Rolls and a litre of tea and not pee | | | | | Hangovers Part 2 | wrote | | 2 Star hangover * *
No pain, but something is definitely amiss. You may look okay but you have the attention span and mental capacity of a stapler. The coffee you hug to try and remain focussed is only exacerbating your rumbling gut, which is craving a full English breakfast. Although you have a nice demeanour about the office, you are costing your employer valuable money because all you really can handle is some light filing, followed by aimlessly surfing the net and writing junk e-mails. | | | | | Hangovers Part 1 | wrote | | 1 Star hangover *
No pain. No real feeling of illness. You slept in your own bed and when you woke up there were no traffic cones in there with you. You are still able to function relatively well on the energy stored up from all those vodka redbulls. However, you can drink 10 bottles of water and still feel as parched as the Sahara. Even vegetarians are craving a cheeseburger and a side of fries. | | | | | 5 entries | | |
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