 |  | Name: | Nicholas Van Wotisface | |  | | Details: | 27 years old (Sagittarius), Male, Single, Straight |  | | Location: | London, United Kingdom |  | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/newdawnfades |
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  In my own words
 To fund this profile to buy pretentious t-shirts I've taken out ad space:
SMALL brown and green thing for sale. Could be a Vermeer. £5 ONO
SURPRISE YOUR FRIENDS. Burn their houses down. The British League of Arsonists needs your urgent help.
SEND NO MONEY to the Extremely Poor Society.
HOLIDAY HOMES for dogs, cats, little furry hamsters - anything that moves. Send your pet in a cardboard box to: THE HOLIDAY HOME FOR PETS PIE CO.LTD. Portsmouth.
MEN IT CAN BE DONE! Horace Stokes did it last night! Write for photographic evidence: Mrs H. Stokes, 14, Belmont Crescent, Portugal.
WANTED: Quite time with a table lamp. No reasonable offer refused. PO BOX 54302 |
 | Blog | 5 posts | view all |  |  |  | D DAY PART 1 AND 2 wrote at 0:53 on 20 Nov 2009 |  | Yes, I saw The Decemberists twice, they were amazing both times in different ways.
Now fancy me x |
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 If I was a Millionaire...
 The Beatles weren't poor. They were famous. Fame leads to riches. Riches lead to a Nintendo DS. So I guess I'd buy a Nintendo DS. |
  | Comments | 10 of 530 | post a comment | view all |  |  |  | |  | ms-anthrope wrote... | 16:49 - 22 Nov 2009 |  | | And in the darkened underpass, I thought OH GOD OH MAN OH GOD OH MAN OH GOD my chance has come at last, and then a strange fear gripped me and I just couldn't ask... |  |  |  | | send message |
|  |  |  | |  |  |  | |  | trust_baby wrote... | 19:19 - 15 Nov 2009 |  | i dont want you to delete me :( i don't think i even wanted to delete you :/ |  |  |  | | send message |
|  |  |  | |  |  |  | |  |  |  | |  | freestyles187k wrote... | 3:04 - 15 Nov 2009 |  | | lol another wanna be guitar hero,did wonder why your such a grumpy tit:)im off to think about £700 cash in hand & the computer games!,get out more as crap comments late at night is despo single sad case actions. |  |  |  | | send message |
|  |  |  | |  |  |  | |  |  |  | |  | glassdansew0rld wrote... | 20:26 - 9 Nov 2009 |  | here is a conversation i had with my roommate this morning: Roommate: i could hear you laughing last night. what was so funny? Me: oh, nothing. just that this drummer from this band tried to jump from a broken elevator to his floor but missed and fell 5 stories to his death. RM: ...oh. Me: you had to have been there i guess. |  |  |  | | send message |
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|  |   | Personal Stats Interests music, movies, writing, reading, video games Makes me happy see above. Makes me sad Heath Ledger's cat not being fed. Perfect Partner A liberal Jewish girl Cigarettes I don't smoke Alcohol I drink occasionally Drugs I don't use drugs Race White / Caucasian Hair Shaved Eyes Green Body Type Slim |
 | Favourite Things Food Seafood/Chinese/Spani sh Music Indie, Rock, Metal, Classical, Industrial TV Show Arrested development , Seinfeld, The Wire Author Marcel Proust Movie The films of Andrei Tarkovsky and Buster Keaton Animals badgers Person George Costanza Possession/Thing CDs, PC, guitar, books, dvds |
 | Details Last logged on 23 november 2009 at 12:27am Last modified 17 November 2009 Original Old Skool Member Created on 17 October 2002 Visitors 14,716 visitors |
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