 | | Name: | Dr. Crackanologist | | | | Details: | 19 years old (Virgo), Female, Single, Straight | | | Location: | London, United Kingdom | | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/noodlemantra |
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In my own words
coffee and cigarettes. a good book. warm man smell. acoustic-ee things and the colour blue. water. i'm quite boring. i'm not really a fan of looking at boobs or perusing the manymanymany profiles full of bad grammar and pictures displaying girls in positions even a well trained ballet dancer would be envious of, or boys in pants that would fit a 5 year old just to exaggerate their insecurities. i sound cynical and bitter, but i'm not really :) i drink too much and i smoke too much and i can be incredibly sarcastic, but it's all in the name of fun. feel free to message me (providing you're under 30, not into beastiality and don't want me to be your lover/fuckbuddy/camwhore/spouse). i assure you i'm approachable... most of the time. [i won't show you my boobs on cam. i won't cyberscrew with you. i don't want to see your tackle/testicles. and i don't want naughty fun with you either =) zipzip]. |
My Funniest Moment...
could possibly have been when i was in Belgium, and decided to try and seduce two gay italian men by wearing just a bedsheet. OR. pissing on a hill in battersea park, when the sun was setting behind me, without realising a ton of german tourists were watching me, taking footage of me having a wee. ooohh, the shame. |
| Comments | 10 of 19 | post a comment | view all | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | justboy_h wrote... | 23:26 - 27 Jan 2009 | | | Hey there. I looked at your profile and liked your style, enjoyed readaing your blurb, thought you look really xhawtx in your pics, etc. So I thought I'd send you message and say hi. But then I saw that you're not into bestiality? Ah... there goes any relationship potential. I suppose aborted foetus necrophilia's out of the question too. Think I'll pass, then. | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | djlankos wrote... | 16:16 - 31 Dec 2008 | | | no problems hun, your funniest moment just cracked me up! add me on msn if you can dj_lanky_d@hotmail.com x | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | | | | | nickcavejnr wrote... | 0:34 - 29 Dec 2008 | | | i should have guessed you were being scarcastic...tis not a flattering pic of me to be honest. I'm good thanks, been working a lot recently and going out when i can, my xmas was thankfully nice and quiet. Projectile sick eh? i haven't had one of those nights for a while :) Up to much this week? and would you like to chat on msn? that might be a easier way for you get your scarcasm over the web x | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | nickcavejnr wrote... | 1:47 - 28 Dec 2008 | | | i look awful in that pic you commented on, why comment on that one eh? ;) how are you? have a good xmas?x | | | | | send message |
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| | | Personal Stats Interests
sleeping, more sleeping, books. Makes me happy
cuddles, getting a new piercing, being lazy. Makes me sad
being confused, mondays, smoking, hangoverrrrs. Perfect Partner
marcus mumford <3 Bad habits
fidgeting.. i tend to fidget a lot. Cigarettes
I smoke Alcohol
I drink occasionally Drugs
I don't use drugs Race
Mixed European Hair
black/brown, messy, curly & icky.. Eyes
Brown Body Type
Average |
| Favourite Things Food
jelly beans & chickeny things. Music
acoustic stuff, loud thumpy bleepyness, anything. TV Show
flight of the Conchords <3 oh, and top gear. Author
neil gaiman, oscar wilde.. etc. Movie
oldboy, lolita, leon. Animals
gecko! :) Person
myself, obviously. phhtt. Place
in bed. by myself. asleep. |
| Details Last logged on 20 october 2009 at 2:03pm Last modified 7 September 2009 Original Old Skool Member Created on 21 October 2004 Visitors 36,450 visitors |
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