| Name: | oakykokie | |  | | Details: | 46 years old (Sagittarius), Male, Single, Straight | | | Location: | Sussex, East Sussex, United Kingdom | | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/oakykokie |
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In my own words
I was youngest man ever to be born. In fact, i was so young at birth, i was officially declared a boy.
Doctors were dumb-founded. They hailed me a bloomin miracle!!! News quickly spread....Street parties spontaniously erupted country-wide, avenues were named in my honour and cats and dogs were forced to mate, creating a bastard hybrid super pet.
The "Cog" was however, a massive flop. It`s evil architect reluctantly sold the DNA to a shrewd Commodore in the early eighties.
They developed the patented Cog technology and created Lionel Ritchie, whom they were sadly forced to terminate after he wrote that piss take song about the blind girl.... |
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