In my own words I'm actually English. I've just never been there. I can get kind of philosophical, but you'll have that. I'm extremely easy going... to the point where it gets me in trouble...
If You Pay Me... I'll act like I'm going to give you something in return for foolishly handing me a large sum of money. In actuality, I will have just used your promise to give me the money as motivation to sufficiently entice you into believing that I will commit said act. In the end, I will be laughing. You will be crying.
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