In my own words bonjour Right im phil im from shitty oldham im a top class spray painter by trade..yawn. I like to blow the throth of a few sherberts with the lads But im a daddy in waiting so i guess ive got some growing up to do cant wait to hold the lil fella in my arms (well until its nappy changing time thats katies job lol x)
well went out into oldham an it was pityful i tel thee id rather spend the night in a vasaline factory with gary glitter,george michal and elton john anyway after drinking more boose than my body could handle i arrived home to watch the boxing i discoverd that some shall we say some little c n t had kindly removed my window and relived me of my 400 pound car sterio and then much to my suprise i lost control of my body and started swearing and punching things ah well looks like in singin from now
My Mum Says... wash behind yor ears, i mean who the fuck looks behind them eh eh i ask you!
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