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sammitheplonk
Im not werid, im just...um...different....
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Name: samantha
Details: 37 years old (Capricorn), Female, Single, Straight
Location: norwich!not bleedin' warwickshire dammit lol, Warwickshire, United Kingdom
Profile Link:www.faceparty.com/sammitheplonk
In my own words

sam: drunkenly pours herself glass of orange juice.
Sophie: sam, that orange juice is off!
sam: no it isn't...it just tastes a bit spicy, thats all....like a curry....mmm
TEN MINUTES LATER: i think im gonna be sick!!!!
10.5 MINUTES LATER
Sophie: sam, lets make pizza!
2 MINUTES LATER
Sophie: here ya go *bites into it and spits it out* ew its frozen!
sam: you dumb expletive deleted, you have to cook it double for two pieces....
sophie staggers to kitchen while sam shakes head
oh...dear....
In A Perfect World...

the world would be full of Sammy's... :D
And i wouldn't have chubby knees! :D hehe
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Favorite Things

Food
Anything with high colesteral

Music
Amy winehouse, she so talented! i love most tho!

TV Show
Eastenders,L.M.Jocely n,Hollyoaks,Simpsons lol

Author
JK Rowling!!!! jackie collins mwa ha ha

Movie
AnYtHiNg with jonny depp! lol

Night Club / Bar
1 with free admission and free drinks lol

Animals
anything with fur makes me sneeze and wheeze lol

Person
my ickle miracle ollie charles!!!!

Website
Click here to view

Place
sitting in a giant pile of happy meals dribble

Possession/Thing
banana's...peeled, of course! o watch the skin!

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