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Name: jonathan
Details: 27 years old (Aquarius), Male, Single, Straight
Location: ask me if yr interested in that sorta thing, United Kingdom
Profile Link:www.faceparty.com/sewing_machine
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In my own words

got 2 start by sayin i cant stand vanity bt wen ppl say on ther page bout how evry1 wants them or is jealous of them i mean c'mon..then hav a gallery of 'modelling' pics..now 2 be a model you be paid an hav your pics publishd..paying for sum portfolio shots YRSELF makes u bout as much a model as this scratchcard in my pocket makes me a lottery millionaire..if i lukd as ugly as sum of them id shave my arse,draw a face on it,and learn how 2 walk backwards...for example..this girl here is about as arrogant an vane as it gets yet is convinced shes model material...behold: http://www.faceparty.com/gallery/view.aspx?pid=8894548& iid=35055460
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wrote at 18:27 on 17 Jun 2009
usually fakers r sad guys using models pics trying to get bi-girls on cam for a dirty talk and a ham shank...thing is half their friends list is full of fakers doin the EXACT same thing..so basically wot u have is a bunch of BLOKES using girls pics wanking off wile they dirty talk another BLOKE using girls pics...sick much? lol

if anyone wants a laugh check out the comments on the page of this faker i had a chin wag with

http://www.faceparty.com/wottababe
In A Perfect World...

people would just get straight to the point.no games,no bullshit.i would find a girl that is pretty enough that i cud fancy her,yet isnt an airhead and would have lots of interesting things to say instead of just looking pretty and having a bad attitude.also she would have to be an animal in bed to keep up with my many filthy perversions and unstoppable sex drive.is that 2 much to ask?
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bexysabe wrote...18:34 - 16 Jul 2009
Dickhead. Leave people alone.
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michellehough22 wrote...16:08 - 16 Jul 2009
hi there how are you care to chat
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quepasabiatch wrote...16:06 - 16 Jul 2009
going 2 take a look at the fakers blog, cos im bored at work, il be back to drool ova u in a min!! lol x x
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hornykirsty69 wrote...16:29 - 15 Jul 2009
looking gd hun xx
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little_nikki_69 wrote...21:11 - 14 Jul 2009
well what can i say..stunning.. and well for once someone with a bit more savvy who doesnt want an air head.. shame girls like me dont find lads like you!! there arnt enough of you! Anyway have good week xxx
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lush_loza wrote...15:16 - 14 Jul 2009
gorgeuos x
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anthangel wrote...17:13 - 13 Jul 2009
to be honest i dont realy have enything to go by like a routine or enything, i havent had much experince at the gym, what would you recomend? like how meny times per week and weight and cardio day's? & supplemnts thanks for your time mate!
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sa8rina wrote...16:52 - 13 Jul 2009
well sorry to say this but your wrong its not hard to find a man that will stay wiv me because i have a kid. I might come across easy but im not this site is just fun.
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anthangel wrote...15:23 - 4 Jul 2009
haha yeh i can imagine. im going to the gym 4times aweek, mon-weight's tues cardio, wed weights, fri cardio. what supplements would you advise me using? im 18, slim, around 10stone. thanks alot mate!
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playboylva69 wrote...19:21 - 20 Jun 2009
Bit fit for an old man aintcha ;) xo
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Personal Stats

Interests
meetn new ppl.spendn time wit mates

Makes me happy
increased seratonin in the brain

Makes me sad
no love :(

Perfect Partner
personality+looks+bra ins=impossible lol

Bad habits
poorly maintained nuns dress wear!

Cigarettes
I don't smoke

Alcohol
I drink occasionally

Drugs
I don't use drugs

Race
White / Caucasian

Hair
blonde

Eyes
Blue

Body Type
Medium Build, Muscles Smooth

Favourite Things

Food
yes ill be needin some of that! im starvin!

Music
ahh u gots to love a bit music now and again

TV Show
ooo thems good

Author
a person who writes books (im good at crosswords)

Movie
man on fire

Night Club / Bar
aint been out since i started my new job!

Animals
saw a pic of a koala 2day and thort,theyl do me

Person
jeremy clarkson,he knows his shit

Website
Click here to view

Place
my happy place

Possession/Thing
my playstation 3

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Last modified 18 July 2009

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