 | | Name: | joanna™ | | | | Details: | 18 years old (Capricorn), Female, Single, Straight | | | Location: | Northamptonshire, United Kingdom | | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/sexandviolence |
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In my own words
If youre going to message me, you have to promise not to fall in love with me. I always hate the way people talk about themselves in their in my own words...its generally a bit too cocky for my humble liking. I'm not here to preach to you or tell you what you can or cannot do, go wild! Live a little :D I wish I was a bit of a dark horse, but Im pretty much just a regular Joe. When Im a bit tired thats when Im wittiest. All my best ideas come to me when Im on the toilet :) - attractive I know! Humour is a friend of mine, Id sleep with the ugliest fellow if he was funny, life is too short to be shallow! Learn to laugh at yourself and life will go along much more swimmingly. If you happen to compliment me you will be a friend for life ;) i'm easily pleased. |
| Blog | 4 posts | view all | | | | It's a bloody good job I can laugh at myself!
wrote at 18:54 on 16 Jun 2008 | | | I was on my way back from the chippy on my lunchbreak today and had a spontaneous nosebleed! It was my third of today! Anyway, i had absolutely nothing to stop the blood flow with. I had a bag of chips in one hand and my handbag in the other, all that was in my handbag was a plastic bag, some coke a packet of crisps and some tampons (and my phone and wallet but i wasn't going to wipe my nose with them) i had no other choice than to stick a tampon up my nose in order to stop my nosebleed, sexy! |
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My Eternal Dilemma...
Can fat people go skinny dipping? |
| Comments | 10 of 226 | post a comment | view all | | | | | | | | | | skankin_stew wrote... | 22:59 - 27 Nov 2008 | | Im with Tmobile now. My mate works for them so I get my line rental half price.
Orange or Blue are my favourite colours.
I love the orange ads you get before films at the cinema! They crack me up | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | skankin_stew wrote... | 22:55 - 27 Nov 2008 | | | The network. They are utter bastards. I love the colour and the fruit! | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | skankin_stew wrote... | 22:36 - 27 Nov 2008 | | Ok, shot me down didn't it! Haha.
I think I will go with you on that then. Seeing as you feel so strongly of it.
Anything else? I may make my list longer and you seem like you can rant like a good'un! | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | skankin_stew wrote... | 22:28 - 27 Nov 2008 | | Ohhh good one.
Although Bubbly would be a good way of describing some poeples personalities! | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | skankin_stew wrote... | 22:25 - 27 Nov 2008 | | I'm not actually mean about them. I just don't like the way people describe themselves in such silly ways! If you see what I am saying!
And no cleaning the floor with your lash's probably isnt a wise idea! | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | safeguard_divs wrote... | 16:47 - 21 Nov 2008 | | | hey hun fancy a chat? add me or get back to me here like if ya like prince_bt39@hotmail.com | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | burnallhumans wrote... | 21:25 - 17 Nov 2008 | | Thank you m'lady!
I wish the 'stache was real, and the bear face come to think of it.x | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | ryan1966 wrote... | 20:45 - 16 Nov 2008 | | | hey hey pretty laydee how u doin??lovin ur pics what ya upto??xxx | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | godsgift4u wrote... | 14:30 - 9 Nov 2008 | | | hi babes hows u just wondered if you got msn and fancied a chat? x x x | | | | | send message |
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| | | Personal Stats Interests
Singing, dancing, acting, eating Makes me happy
Chanel Chance mixed with cigarette smoke Makes me sad
My phone voice, it's not hot. Perfect Partner
A funny guy Bad habits
I'm sarcastic and un-organised Cigarettes
I smoke Alcohol
I drink occasionally Drugs
I don't use drugs Race
White / Caucasian Hair
Brown, bob(ish) Eyes
Brown Body Type
Average |
| Favourite Things Food
i LOVE spicy food :) Music
Anything a bit crap and 70's that I can dance to TV Show
The Vicar of Dibley Author
Dawn French :D Movie
The Blues Brothers. Person
Dolly Parton, Dawn French Place
Portugal/Scotland Possession/Thing
Sadly enough, it's probably my phone |
| Details Last logged on 1 december 2008 at 8:29pm Last modified 30 November 2008 Created on 19 April 2006 Visitors 51,644 visitors |
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