In my own words a man walks into a clock and watch shop he notices the fittest female known to man he slowly walks over unzips his trousers and places his cock calmly on the counter exuse me sir this is a clock shop the man replies i no this but i need 2 hands and a face to put this on and thats all for me im a brand new man i found jesus while me head was shopping at tescos must add that the mdma and ketamine had nothing to do with that
My Dream Date... would have to be crazy and random if ya cant have fun without spending obsene amounts of money ur shit lol and u obviously into being wined and dined and folks life is abit more than a flash motor and 14 pound cock lol for instance if ya cant have a laugh but his bank balance makes u giggle ur shit no what a mean to be fair a walk on a beach with a bag of chips would do me fine