 |    In my own words
 Im just a simple, complicated man. I like people-watching. My longest relationship is 6 yrs and my shortest is one day ... actually, does that even constitute a relationship? I hate butter or margarine that isnt a bright shade of yellow ... keep that reduced salt, low fat white stuff to yourself ! I like yellow butter on my bread, in fact, I like bread on my yellow butter (i.e. I like a lot of yellow butter!) I like to laugh so hard that I hurt, cry and have trouble breathing. I prefer baths to showers. I can wiggle my left ear, but not the right one. Your mum was lying to you when she said that they were only jealous. There are things that I don't understand, but would like to understand. There are things that I don't understand that I never want to understand. The best way to resist temptation is to succumb to it, because then there is no temptation to resist; If you can't fix it with gaffa tape, you haven't used it enough |
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